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You underestimate comedians lack of social skills and overestimate how many women want to bang them bruv.You know how you can tell these guys are really really perverts?
You're a famous rich comedian.
You have groupies and people that want to sleep with you left and right.
Literally all you have to do is hang out with like 50% of them that want to sleep with you anyway.
But what do you do instead?
You tell an upcoming comedian that she can get stage time if she gives you sexual favors.
You message high school girls.
You turn their nudes into memes...wtf. like that isn't even funny. Just dorky and weird.
You whip your penis out randomly while someone is driving.
Again, you're rich and famous and have a line of women begging for your attention. So you do all this stuff instead. What kind of weirdo has it all and THEN gets this strange anyways.