Tito Ortiz to start training to become a Fireman

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jimmy boogaloo

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I read somewhere that Tito has moved on from thinking about politics, and from being a policeman a few days ago.. he would now like to beat forest fires into a living death and become a dedicated fireman, in full uniform, standing next to a shiny truck.

he said he hasn't put his application in yet because he has a phone call scheduled for this afternoon, to discuss the potential of him becoming a dentist.

he also hasn't had the chance to negotiate his pay with the fire service. he said he needs to cut a deal to make it work. he isn't working for no chump change.
 

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UFC Star Tito Ortiz Crashes His Rolls-Royce


27 Jul 2011, 7:15 UTC ·
by Alina Dumitrache

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These are sad days for fans of the British luxury car brand, and for one Rolls-Royce own in particular: Tito Ortiz, the former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion managed to damage his Phantom.

Also known as an amateur racer, Ortiz was involved in a three-car collision and his Rolls took the hit where it hurts the most - right in its famous chrome grille, TMZ reports.

It happened in Costa Mesa, California, near a Denny's restaurant the past weekend, and luckily no one, besides the vehicles involved, got hurt. While we don’t know who was at fault for the incident, a Twitter feed from Ortiz revealed that it ended up with a really damaged pocket - he will have to pay for the repairs himself, as the insurance would not cover the expenses.

And to put an emphasis on the special bond between a man and his car, according to the aforementioned source, he also added "I cried a little because it's my favorite car but it will be new in no time." At least, he has a nice shoulder to cry on... that of the former porn star Jenna Jameson, his current girlfriend.

This is not the first car crash that Tito Ortiz is involved in the last months. As a participant in the Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race, the American mixed martial artist crashed a race-ready Scion tC during a practice run. The first impact happened when he drove the car into a sidewall and then hit the rear bumper of another car that was driven by “Blood Diamond” star Djimon Hounsou.
 

jimmy boogaloo

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cracks me up when people tie their money up in crazy fragile hyper-luxuries. like they know for 100% that their luck with cash and opportunities will last for decades
 

Papi Chingon

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Boys 5 and under like playing fireman and they piss out the flames. Tito probably still does that, and doesn't grasp what actual firemen do.
 

jimmy boogaloo

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^harsh interpretation ;)

oh by the way.. in a significant blow to Police recruitment, the Fire Service Show Business Department and the American Dentistry Association... Tito has decided to run for a seat on his local council


the next two words I post, will conclusively demonstrate that this is a bad idea: budget meetings
 

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i think hes been taking public speaking classes cuz he aint trippin over his tounge much lately
its too bad cuz those political speeches woulda been hilarious
 

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I saw the fucking idiots on reddit, laughing this up like the unkind p.o.s. who stitched her up were some kind of comedy god. is that what being an mma fan is these days?

I'm not a particular fan of Jessica's but she's obviously faced real struggle in her life, so for the fans to rip the piss out of her for $25 is pretty unkind.
I think it's because she appears to be so unaware of how awkward and cringe-tastic she is when she's trying to get support. I definitely liked her better years ago when she didn't seem to try so hard to be likable.