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Eric Trump

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nick dipaolo is live, go watch it you fucks. I should have asked to be pinked again. Its been awhile. But they pink me when its not appropriate so fuck them
 

Eric Trump

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fucking nuthugger doesnt know what to say here. He loves tennis and he doesnt know what to say here because I know about tennis as much as I know about politics. Which is way more than he does. Fuckface
 

Eric Trump

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fuck it, this thread is my personal diary, I am going to post here whatever the fuck I want. Pink me if you want, when I am drunk this fucking thread will always be on top
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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god does that fucker not know how to smoke. You need to inhale into your fucking lungs you fucking idiot
 

Eric Trump

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he just wants to look cool. Thats not why we do it in this day and age. Everyone hates and despise us for it
 

Eric Trump

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sixty years old fuck trying to be cool by smoking. Put that fucking cigarette into your cup. You have no idea what you are doing with it. You get throat cancer before I get lung cancer and I have been smoking ten times longer than you
 

Eric Trump

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commercial about shitting. The pill is not approved by the fda which is how you know it works. That I can believe
 

Eric Trump

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I just judge the ones whom can't handle the booze.
that could be anyone. When your treshold is as high as mine, there are all drunk people. I can handle my booze, as you can clearly see, I just didnt want to post BULLSHIT!! So I got myself pinked by mods. But now? This thread is made for me. And by me
 

La Paix

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that could be anyone. When your treshold is as high as mine, there are all drunk people. I can handle my booze, as you can clearly see, I just didnt want to post BULLSHIT!! So I got myself pinked by mods. But now? This thread is made for me. And by me
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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that could be anyone. When your treshold is as high as mine, there are all drunk people. I can handle my booze, as you can clearly see, I just didnt want to post BULLSHIT!! So I got myself pinked by mods. But now? This thread is made for me. And by me
That could be anyone who chooses to be a sloppy drunk. I don't think you're a sloppy drunk I just think you loosen up a bit.
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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That could be anyone who chooses to be a sloppy drunk. I don't think you're a sloppy drunk I just think you loosen up a bit.
but if you pay closer attention you will notice that this is the only thread where I post, especially now that I am drunk. So I dont shit up any other thread, I aint doing nothing wrong, I post here, and if thats a problem, well I am open to being pinked
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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seriously, if you play sports for four hours a day and the rest of the day, and before you started playing, you just smoke cigarettes, your heart is going to explode. I am not saying this from my own personal experience yet, but some major organ is going to give up on you sooner than later
 

ThatOneDude

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but if you pay closer attention you will notice that this is the only thread where I post, especially now that I am drunk. So I dont shit up any other thread, I aint doing nothing wrong, I post here, and if thats a problem, well I am open to being pinked
That's part of why I said I don't think you're one of the bad drunks.
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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watching ben shapiro on rogan. He cant properly say gestapo. Dude, dont say gestapo if you dont know how to say gestapo