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Why did you take a bunch of people hostage and tell your President to watch a Joaquin Phoenix movie?
 

SongExotic2

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Yesterday I told one chick I'd get her a job, told another I wanna bite her butt, and invited another out here to join me on vacation.

I hope they all have bad memories because I ain't doing none of that.
 

Eric Trump

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I played tennis today against one dude who is a trainer in england, he is basically a celebrity in our small town. He pushed my shit in, beat me 6:2, then we went for a beer, he paid, and I thought, think, he is a liberal so out of nowhere I screamed trump 2020! He was like "ooooooh" thats the last conversation we had
 

Eric Trump

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nick di paolo didnt smoke yesterday. It was the first time, he didnt even smoke from that robot dick. I think he had read what I posted here about it
 

Eric Trump

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he is live again and not smoking. People should listen to me more often. Their lives would be better
 

Qat

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I played tennis today against one dude who is a trainer in england, he is basically a celebrity in our small town. He pushed my shit in, beat me 6:2, then we went for a beer, he paid, and I thought, think, he is a liberal so out of nowhere I screamed trump 2020! He was like "ooooooh" thats the last conversation we had
So he thinks you are a loser and an idiot now. Good job.
 

Eric Trump

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So he thinks you are a loser and an idiot now. Good job.
after twenty years he probably knows it already. We never talk politics I just think he is a leftist because he wishes me happy holidays instead of merry christmas
 

ThatOneDude

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after twenty years he probably knows it already. We never talk politics I just think he is a leftist because he wishes me happy holidays instead of merry christmas
Does that really bother you? Not everyone celebrates Christmas....
 

ThatOneDude

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no one said it bothered me. Its my explanation of why I think he is a liberal. I dont believe in god either, so I couldnt care less
I wish people happy holidays if I know they are secular like @Lars Soros and myself, Merry Christmas to people who I know celebrate it, and happy Hanukkah to the best people in the world. Am I a dirty stinky liberal?
 

SongExotic2

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I wish people happy holidays if I know they are secular like @Lars Soros and myself, Merry Christmas to people who I know celebrate it, and happy Hanukkah to the best people in the world. Am I a dirty stinky liberal?
Only people I wish Merry Christmas to are pink on the 24th December.