You know, one day you are going to wake up and say to yourself 'how the fuck was I ever convinced that a guy who competed in Russian Touch Butt and Judo was the best wrestler in MMA, over numerous Olympic and national champion, uh, actual wrestlers?' That day will be Sunday after Gaethje smashes your boy.
You will feel like the idiot that you are. This is what people will mutter as they walk away from you.
Except they won't be a hot chick, because no hot chick would even be talking to you in the first place. Because you're an idiot.
You've been told that because a Russian Touch Butt champion managed to take down elite wrestlers like Michael Johnson, Conor McGregor and Dustin Poirier, that somehow he will be able to take down actual wrestlers. Even though a Brazilian Touch Butt guy was able to outwrestle him and your brain tries to ignore it.
Apologize for buying into nonsense marketing in this thread.
(Disclaimer: should Khabib win, it's because Gaethje's wrestling has gotten shitty and you're still an idiot).
You will feel like the idiot that you are. This is what people will mutter as they walk away from you.
Except they won't be a hot chick, because no hot chick would even be talking to you in the first place. Because you're an idiot.
You've been told that because a Russian Touch Butt champion managed to take down elite wrestlers like Michael Johnson, Conor McGregor and Dustin Poirier, that somehow he will be able to take down actual wrestlers. Even though a Brazilian Touch Butt guy was able to outwrestle him and your brain tries to ignore it.
Apologize for buying into nonsense marketing in this thread.
(Disclaimer: should Khabib win, it's because Gaethje's wrestling has gotten shitty and you're still an idiot).