Bidets are the future.The Numi toilet shoots warm water up your ass (temp. controlled),heated seat, blow dries your ass and plays music. No tp. Spendy though.
No, but post pics.Yo @The_Rapist_/_Therapist you ever get intestinal mucus in your stool bruv
Tears as in you cried, or tears as in rips in your asshole?Had a connector the other day.
Caught me by surprise.
Turd hit the water whilst still being extruded.
Lot of panting and tears. And tears.