General Do you “let it rip” when you urinate at home?

[MMAPlaywright]

How about when you urinate away from home? Do you let it rip or do you suppress it? Do you let them slowly out, in silent leaks?

 

[The Big Guy]

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[MMAPlaywright]

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

 

[The_Rapist_/_Therapist]

I'm worried some random dude might suck my dick, if I take it out in public, so I only pee at home.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

All I’m trying to say is, I blast ass whilst pissing when at home. Away from home, not so much, though I could.

 

[member 1013]

Fuck yea I do buds!

 

[FINGERS]

I always express myself as loudly as possible in any situation to assert dominance.

I have a strong sphincter so only follow through once in every 10 dominance blasts or so.

I dont do the washing at home so it’s irrelevant to me if I shit my pants.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

I always express myself as loudly as possible in any situation to assert dominance.

I have a strong sphincter so only follow through once in every 10 dominance blasts or so.

I dont do the washing at home so it’s irrelevant to me if I shit my pants.

Fuck yeah!

 

[ThatOneDude]

I fart like a boss. Better out than in I say.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

I try not to fart in the bathroom. I try to wait and make sure i can share it with everyone when i get back to the living room.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Crop dusting-- asserting your dominance covertly. The Art of War.Sun Tzu

 

[member 3289]

Fuck yea I do buds!

Your girlfriend told me that you prefer to pee sitting down.

 

[FINGERS]

Your girlfriend told me that you prefer to pee sitting down.

All Muslims do.

They have to wear a dress so standing at a urinal holding the bottom of the dress with your teeth is haram.

 

[member 1013]

Your girlfriend told me that you prefer to pee sitting down.

She’s a big ol’ broad and she likes to wield it

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Now I know how to piss if I wear an Islamic man dress. If only I knew how to drop a deuce w/one on. Are bidets allowed? How about midget personal assistants?

 

[FINGERS]

Now I know how to piss if I wear an Islamic man dress. If only I knew how to drop a deuce w/one on. Are bidets allowed? How about midget personal assistants?

You have to pull the back up.

Its pretty simple. Ask @George Thoros

 

[member 1013]

You have to pull the back up.

Its pretty simple. Ask @George Thoros

I always shit completely naked

 

[Rambo John J]

I don't fart when I pee

I keep those acts separate

I possess full control of my gas and liquid release systems

 

[Rambo John J]

I always shit completely naked

I have met others of your kind

I only shit with a hoodie on

DNA is amazing

 

[SongExotic2]

Now I know how to piss if I wear an Islamic man dress. If only I knew how to drop a deuce w/one on. Are bidets allowed? How about midget personal assistants?

What's the salary?

 

[SongExotic2]

I have met others of your kind

I only shit with a hoodie on

DNA is amazing

I can't shit at work if someone is in the next booth. I get stage fright. (I feel like I spelled that wrong. )

 

[Rambo John J]

I can't shit at work if someone is in the next booth. I get stage fright. (I feel like I spelled that wrong. )

it sucks to have somebody in next stall create better shitting noises than you

 

[SongExotic2]

it sucks to have somebody in next stall create better shitting noises than you

What a disgusting topic of conversation. But yes

 

[Rambo John J]

What a disgusting topic of conversation. But yes

I don't wanna talk about it