General Why aren't you dorks talking about gamestonk hilarity?

[ThatOneDude]

@Hauler will you lend me fitty bones and beat the terms of @ThatOneDude ’s offer?

Sorry @ThatOneDude but I gotta shop around and see what’s out there

Gotta do what's best for you and your family, no hard feelings.

 

[jason73]

just wasted 15 mins on the TD website setting up an account to be told i have to go in to the branch to go any further

 

[jason73]

ill find one of these cunts to let me in the game yet

 

[Sex Chicken]

I think I can scrape that together

Thinking about doing it bruv

Just thinking

Do you want to start a “Boiler Room” with me? We’ll hang a stock ticker in my garage, do a bunch of coke, and yell into phones.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Do you want to start a “Boiler Room” with me? We’ll hang a stock ticker in my garage, do a bunch of coke, and yell into phones.

I'm on my way, I can sneak across the boarder in my jet boat

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

robinhood doesnt allow canadians to make an account .they are racist fucks

Td Ameritrade is no good, but the have a Canadian version. 10 bucks per transaction.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

ill find one of these cunts to let me in the game yet

I'm planning to set up once I'm home from work if you still haven't figured something out we can potentially piggy back.

 

[jason73]

friedberg direct is waiting to approve my ID

 

[Hauler]

I have so many of my friends asking me to explain what the fuck is going on, but trying to explain a short squeeze to the uninformed is next to impossible.

 

[Hauler]

friedberg direct is waiting to approve my ID

C'mon Friedberg! Move your ass!

 

[Hauler]

Now we know what the Millenials had planned with all that stimulus money.

Unintended consequences.

Unlike any of the lines in Alanis Morissette's song - this is pretty ironic.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Now we know what the Millenials had planned for all that stimulus money.

Unintended consequences.

Unlike any of the lines in Alanis Morissette's song - this is pretty ironic.

This thread has truly been a ton of fun to read today.

 

[jason73]

lol @ the leftist millenials using capitalism to bring down a hedge fund

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

lol @ the leftist millenials using capitalism to bring down a hedge fund

As someone who loves anarchy I'm a yuge fan.

 

[jason73]

As someone who loves anarchy I'm a yuge fan.

i just like to watch the world burn

 

[Sex Chicken]

I'm on my way, I can sneak across the boarder in my jet boat

You’ll be a welcomed addition to the team. I think one thing we’ll have to be up front about, is that all three of us are off the charts Alpha. In the high stakes, high pressure environment of a “Boiler Room” there will be times when we throw our ties off and just go at each other with haymakers and flying knees. These things are going to happen, but afterwards we’ll shake hands, put our ties back on and get back to work.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You’ll be a welcomed addition to the team. I think one thing we’ll have to be up front about, is that all three of us are off the charts Alpha. In the high stakes, high pressure environment of a “Boiler Room” there will be times when we throw our ties off and just go at each other with haymakers and flying knees. These things are going to happen, but afterwards we’ll shake hands, put our ties back on and get back to work.

I agree with everything except wearing a tie

 

[Sex Chicken]

I agree with everything except wearing a tie

You’ll have to keep a clip-on in your top drawer in case clients drop by.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You’ll have to keep a clip-on in your top drawer in case clients drop by.

Deal

 

[Hauler]

There is talk about putting a 30 day freeze on all GME trades.

That would create an absolute shit storm.

 

[ThatOneDude]

There is talk about putting a 30 day freeze on all GME trades.

That would create an absolute shit storm.

RIOTS in the streets

 

[Rambo John J]

There is talk about putting a 30 day freeze on all GME trades.

That would create an absolute shit storm.

The repercussions be coming

 

[ThatOneDude]

 

[Greenbean]

I told you guys. Shit is hilarious.
They are losing their fucking minds.

They are the weatherman getting smacked in the face by a stop sign in a tornado.

Everyone is going to lose their house!

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

There is talk about putting a 30 day freeze on all GME trades.

That would create an absolute shit storm.

But muh free market