??‍♂️Monster's Pick 'em Championship Season 30 (July 24-August 21, 2021) ??‍♂️

[Sex Chicken]

EVENT 4: UFC 265 RESULTS

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OFFICIAL STANDINGS:

Competitors	Fights Predicted (F)	Fights Correct (F)	Correct % (F)	Fight Points (F)	Bonus Points (F)	Event 1 (F)	Event 2 (F)	Event 3 (F)	Event 4 (F)	Event 5 (F)	Event 6 (F)	Event 7 (F)	Event 8 (F)	Event 9 (F)	Overall Points (F)
@Lars	39	23	58.97435897	46	9	16	7	8	24	0	0	0	0	0	55
@Gamer Dude	39	21	53.84615385	42	10	12	4	10	26	0	0	0	0	0	52
@Sex Chicken	39	22	56.41025641	44	8	10	9	9	24	0	0	0	0	0	52
@Cody	39	21	53.84615385	42	9	12	9	7	23	0	0	0	0	0	51
@JorgeMasvidalsBeard	39	20	51.28205128	40	10	16	4	8	22	0	0	0	0	0	50
@Freeloading Rusty	39	20	51.28205128	40	7	12	8	8	19	0	0	0	0	0	47
@txstr1986	39	19	48.71794872	38	5	7	9	9	18	0	0	0	0	0	43
@Dick Niaz	39	18	46.15384615	36	5	10	5	8	18	0	0	0	0	0	41
@Chugging Cody's Cream	39	14	35.8974359	28	4	9	4	5	14	0	0	0	0	0	32
@nuraknu	26	13	50	26	4	14	11	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	30
@Willthiswork	24	11	45.83333333	22	6	11	9	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	28
@RaginCajun	26	7	26.92307692	14	2	7	2	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	16
@Shinkicker	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Eat a dick, queers.

Just LOL at anyone with less than 22 correct fights.

 

[Dick Niaz]

Much like an gazelle being chased by a lion, you don’t need to be first, you just don’t want to be last. I’m at peace with my mediocrity just as long as I’m ahead of @Chugging Cody’s Cream. I consider you a good friend but you are lion food pal.

 

[Dick Niaz]

Just LOL at anyone with less than 18 correct fights.

I know, riiiiight?

 

[Sex Chicken]

It hurts not picking Luque last night. He’s one of my favourite fighters I just really saw Chiessa grinding him down with takedowns and top control. Chiessa was doing it until he for some reason decided to throw away position chasing that sub. It’s a good lesson for younger fight pickers. Sometimes you can make a perfect read and still lose.

 

[Big Dummy]

Much like an gazelle being chased by a lion, you don’t need to be first, you just don’t want to be last. I’m at peace with my mediocrity just as long as I’m ahead of @Chugging Cody’s Cream. I consider you a good friend but you are lion food pal.

What ever makes you feel better about your deficiencies.

But know this, at the next TMMAC BBQ I’m gonna light you up like Ronnie Lott.

 

[Dick Niaz]

What ever makes you feel better about your deficiencies.

But know this, at the next TMMAC BBQ I’m gonna light you up like Ronnie Lott.

You’re going to cut your own finger off at a cookout? What’s wrong with you?

 

[Big Dummy]

You’re going to cut your own finger off at a cookout? What’s wrong with you?
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Make sure to send me a postcard when you wake up in The Land of Oz.

At least you’ll be able to sell your painkillers to @Cody.

 

[Dick Niaz]

Make sure to send me a postcard when you wake up in The Land of Oz.

At least you’ll be able to sell your painkillers to @Cody.

Like I’m not going to take them all myself on the first day. You are so innocent.

 

[Big Dummy]

Like I’m not going to take them all myself on the first day. You are so innocent.

Just make sure they don’t give you those bitch ass 5mg ones or the god forsaken extended release bullshit.

 

[member 1013]

I hope some fighters I know are on this card so I can get some results

 

[Dick Niaz]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream can you clarify which events are left in the season? The OP lists:

EVENTS THIS SEASON

1. UFC on ESPN: Sandhagen vs Dillashaw (July 24, 2021)
2. UFC on ESPN: Hall vs Strickland (July 31, 2021)
3. UFC 265: Gane vs Lewis (August 7, 2021)
4. UFC FN 191: TBD vs TBD (August 14, 2021)
5. UFC on ESPN: Cannonier vs Gastelum (August 21, 2021)There was no event on 8/14 (and the event you listed, “UFC FN 191,” took place back in June).Are we going to add an event (UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs Chikadze wold be next) so we have five total, or is Cannonier/Gastelum going to be the last one?

I just need to know how dramatic my comeback needs to be.
Thanks!

 

[Dick Niaz]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream can you clarify which events are left in the season? The OP lists:

EVENTS THIS SEASON

1. UFC on ESPN: Sandhagen vs Dillashaw (July 24, 2021)
2. UFC on ESPN: Hall vs Strickland (July 31, 2021)
3. UFC 265: Gane vs Lewis (August 7, 2021)
4. UFC FN 191: TBD vs TBD (August 14, 2021)
5. UFC on ESPN: Cannonier vs Gastelum (August 21, 2021)

There was no event on 8/14 (and the event you listed, “UFC FN 191,” took place back in June).Are we going to add an event (UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs Chikadze wold be next) so we have five total, or is Cannonier/Gastelum going to be the last one?

I just need to know how dramatic my comeback needs to be.
Thanks!

 

[member 3289]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream can you clarify which events are left in the season? The OP lists:

EVENTS THIS SEASON

1. UFC on ESPN: Sandhagen vs Dillashaw (July 24, 2021)
2. UFC on ESPN: Hall vs Strickland (July 31, 2021)
3. UFC 265: Gane vs Lewis (August 7, 2021)
4. UFC FN 191: TBD vs TBD (August 14, 2021)
5. UFC on ESPN: Cannonier vs Gastelum (August 21, 2021)

There was no event on 8/14 (and the event you listed, “UFC FN 191,” took place back in June).Are we going to add an event (UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs Chikadze wold be next) so we have five total, or is Cannonier/Gastelum going to be the last one?

I just need to know how dramatic my comeback needs to be.
Thanks!

 

[Big Dummy]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream can you clarify which events are left in the season? The OP lists:

EVENTS THIS SEASON

1. UFC on ESPN: Sandhagen vs Dillashaw (July 24, 2021)
2. UFC on ESPN: Hall vs Strickland (July 31, 2021)
3. UFC 265: Gane vs Lewis (August 7, 2021)
4. UFC FN 191: TBD vs TBD (August 14, 2021)
5. UFC on ESPN: Cannonier vs Gastelum (August 21, 2021)There was no event on 8/14 (and the event you listed, “UFC FN 191,” took place back in June).Are we going to add an event (UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs Chikadze wold be next) so we have five total, or is Cannonier/Gastelum going to be the last one?

I just need to know how dramatic my comeback needs to be.
Thanks!

Long Answer:

Considering event 4 was TBD vs TBD, I’m thinking it was determined to be Nobody vs Nobody. Basic reasoning tells me it was canceled. This is an MMA site for Christ sakes, look into it.

Event 5 says Gastelum vs Cannonier and wouldn’t you know it, they’re fighting each other in the Main Event this weekend on August 21st which happens to the final day of Season 30. Basic reasoning skills tell me that this would be the last event of the season.

Get it together, man.

Short Answer:

Yes, this weekend’s card is the final event of Season 30.

Have a blessed day. ?

 

[Dick Niaz]

Long Answer:

Considering event 4 was TBD vs TBD, I’m thinking it was determined to be Nobody vs Nobody. Basic reasoning tells me it was canceled. This is an MMA site for Christ sakes, look into it.

Event 5 says Gastelum vs Cannonier and wouldn’t you know it, they’re fighting each other in the Main Event this weekend on August 21st which happens to the final day of Season 30. Basic reasoning skills tell me that this would be the last event of the season.

Get it together, man.

Short Answer:

Yes, this weekend’s card is the final event of Season 30.

Have a blessed day. ?

Look at this guy. It’s his second season as host and he is already bothered by a question. Monster’# Challenge has broke you. It’s nothing to be ashamed about - this tournament knocked-up the last host so you got off easy with only having to endure that hair growing across your ass. I’ll never forget the man you once were.

 

[Big Dummy]

Look at this guy. It’s his second season as host and he is already bothered by a question. Monster’# Challenge has broke you. It’s nothing to be ashamed about - this tournament knocked-up the last host so you got off easy with only having to endure that hair growing across your ass. I’ll never forget the man you once were.

You’re right, I guess I don’t have the patience for mongoloids, and you’re the kid that shows up to baseball practice in jeans and wonders why he’s in right field.

 

[Dick Niaz]

You’re right, I guess I don’t have the patience for mongoloids, and you’re the kid that shows up to baseball practice in jeans and wonders why he’s in right field.

They are “jeggings” not jeans. I love you but you have zero fashion sense.

 

[Big Dummy]

They are “jeggings” not jeans. I love you but you have zero fashion sense.

Ugh.
You sound like a hugger.

 

[member 1013]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream post a template bah gawd

 

[Big Dummy]

@Chugging Cody’s Cream post a template bah gawd

Spoiler: Event Template

 

[member 1013]

Spoiler: Event Template

I need to start comparing their names to see who sounds more bad ass. I have a proven method!

 

[Big Dummy]

TEMPLATE

UFC on ESPN Gastelum vs Cannonier August 21, 2021
Prelims start at 7:00 EST start time

Jared Connonier ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Kelvin Gastelum ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Clay Guida ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Mark Madsen ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Parker Porter ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Chase Sherman ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Vinc Pichel ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Austin Hubbard ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Alexander Pantoja ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Brandon Royval ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Trevin Jones ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Saidyokub Kakhramonov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Austin Lingo ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Luis Saldana ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Brian Kelleher ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Domingo Pilarte ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Bea Arthur Malecki ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Josiane Nunes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

William Knight ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Fabio Cherant ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Roosevelt Roberts ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ignacio Bahamondes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Sasha Palatnikov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ramiz Brahimaj ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]


Fight Card

Odds

 

[Big Dummy]

Jared Connonier ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ x] draw[ ]
vs.
Kelvin Gastelum ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Clay Guida ko[ ] sub[x ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Mark Madsen ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Parker Porter ko[ x] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Chase Sherman ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Vinc Pichel ko[x ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Austin Hubbard ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Alexander Pantoja ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Brandon Royval ko[ ] sub[x ] dec[ ]

Trevin Jones ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Saidyokub Kakhramonov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x ]

Austin Lingo ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Luis Saldana ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x]

Brian Kelleher ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ x] draw[ ]
vs.
Domingo Pilarte ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Bea Arthur Malecki ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ x] draw[ ]
vs.
Josiane Nunes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

William Knight ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x ] draw[ ]
vs.
Fabio Cherant ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Roosevelt Roberts ko[ x] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ignacio Bahamondes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Sasha Palatnikov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ramiz Brahimaj ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ x]

Fuck all you hoes, get a grip.

 

[txstr1986]

UFC on ESPN Gastelum vs Cannonier August 21, 2021
Prelims start at 7:00 EST start time

Jared Connonier ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x] draw[ ]
vs.
Kelvin Gastelum ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Clay Guida ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Mark Madsen ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x]

Parker Porter ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Chase Sherman ko[x] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Vinc Pichel ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x] draw[ ]
vs.
Austin Hubbard ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Alexander Pantoja ko[ ] sub[x] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Brandon Royval ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Trevin Jones ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x] draw[ ]
vs.
Saidyokub Kakhramonov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Austin Lingo ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x] draw[ ]
vs.
Luis Saldana ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Brian Kelleher ko[x] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Domingo Pilarte ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Bea Arthur Malecki ko[x] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Josiane Nunes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

William Knight ko[x] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Fabio Cherant ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Roosevelt Roberts ko[ ] sub[x] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ignacio Bahamondes ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ]

Sasha Palatnikov ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[ ] draw[ ]
vs.
Ramiz Brahimaj ko[ ] sub[ ] dec[x]

 

[member 1013]

I don’t really know who most ppl are on this card but they have bad ass sounding names.