General Gabby Petito Case

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sparkuri said:
It's been a rough ride for all of us, I presume especially rough for the African American demographic who've gotten 2 weeks more emotional ammo from Rothschild newscorp covering the one blond sweetheart missing annually at the end of every summer.
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BeardOfKnowledge

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Sound System said:
probably went in the woods/swamp to kill himself
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What if he went fishing to clear his head because he didn't know how to tell the world a bear ate his GF and he pussied out and ran back to Florida instead of defending her, but then he got eaten by a gator while he was fishing?
 
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JakePaulsBeard said:
What if he went fishing to clear his head because he didn't know how to tell the world a bear ate his GF and he pussied out and ran back to Florida instead of defending her, but then he got eaten by a gator while he was fishing?
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Damn fine theory u beardo

You would fit in the OG thread nicely

Probably 400+ posts of random theories ranging from skin walkers to aliens and everything in-between
 
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Jesus X said:
I wonder how the FBI finds these bodies in a huge area like grand teton national park and they do it so fast too.

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Body thought to be Gabby Petito's was found near where a family of YouTubers tipped off authorities after seeing her van by chance
 
BeardOfKnowledge

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Shinkicker said:
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Body thought to be Gabby Petito's was found near where a family of YouTubers tipped off authorities after seeing her van by chance
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There's also a story that after his parents talked to the cops was when they started looking where they found the body.
 
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I know nothing about it.
The boyfriend did it.
 
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So the boyfriend is allegedly in some vast wilderness park on the Gulf coast of Florida and can't be found despite an extensive, multi-agency search.

Give me $10,000 and season tickets to Dolphins games for the next 5 years and I'll bring him to the local police station within 72 hours.
 
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Fireman Ed said:
So the boyfriend is allegedly in some vast wilderness park on the Gulf coast of Florida and can't be found despite an extensive, multi-agency search.

Give me $10,000 and season tickets to Dolphins games for the next 5 years and I'll bring him to the local police station within 72 hours.
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Trained your lizards to track people?
 
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Fireman Ed said:
So the boyfriend is allegedly in some vast wilderness park on the Gulf coast of Florida and can't be found despite an extensive, multi-agency search.

Give me $10,000 and season tickets to Dolphins games for the next 5 years and I'll bring him to the local police station within 72 hours.
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you could just buy 5 years of premium Dolphin season tickets with the $10k and still have $9975 left over.
 
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