Personal Secret Santa: Black Fridays Matter

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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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My neighbour across the street put up her Christmas tree and lights the day after Halloween. If this broad keeps her tree up until the end of January it means she has a lit tree in her house for 1/4 of each year.
it is truly an amazing holiday

ho ho ho
 

BJTT_Kiwi

My member is more well known than yours
Jun 25, 2015
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Gift recieved. This is pretty badass.
I really can't wait to hear the wife complain about guns around children lol!

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Had a chat with ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon
He knows it was me that sent this.

Flies in a NZ summer... he's gonna be racking and blasting this bad boy all day long.
Got my one last year, it's heaps of fun and really accurate.

Please post a vid or two of this gift in action.
Tinfoil for the spray pattern, and punching holes - then maybe one of you murdering a fly?
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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Had a chat with ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon
He knows it was me that sent this.

Flies in a NZ summer... he's gonna be racking and blasting this bad boy all day long.
Got my one last year, it's heaps of fun and really accurate.

Please post a vid or two of this gift in action.
Tinfoil for the spray pattern, and punching holes - then maybe one of you murdering a fly?
that sounds amazing!

i need one for my mom's cattle farm.
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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Gifts dropped at UPS today and should arrive on Wed 11/17! Everyone should take the day off to wait by the mailbox just in case you are the lucky one.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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I haven't got nobody shit yet. Not even really thought about it. Post your t shirt sizes. Do you cocksuckers like tarantulas and tequila??
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
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Just checked my Mail and it looks like my gift has arrived. I haven’t opened it yet but I might cave over the weekend.
Thank you, Santa!
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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I’m just wondering if my person will be brought to tears by the amount of thought, love, and effort I put into their gifts. If you cry, you have to admit it! One more sleep until it arrives. Rest with anticipation sweet prince.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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I’m just wondering if my person will be brought to tears by the amount of thought, love, and effort I put into their gifts. If you cry, you have to admit it! One more sleep until it arrives. Rest with anticipation sweet prince.
OMG is this 'the thing'?

FFS, your giftee is sooooooooo lucky.

Everyone is going to be emotionally exhausted at the mere thought of how much attentiveness, consideration, regard, solicitude, research, and care went in to such a thoughtful, genuine, benevolent, charitable, obliging, compassionate, unselfish gift.
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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OMG is this 'the thing'?

FFS, your giftee is sooooooooo lucky.

Everyone is going to be emotionally exhausted at the mere thought of how much attentiveness, consideration, regard, solicitude, research, and care went in to such a thoughtful, genuine, benevolent, charitable, obliging, compassionate, unselfish gift.
Yes, exactly. A lot of people around here say you aren’t very smart, but this post right here is why I always stick up for you.