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It really wasn’t doe bruv, i sorry.
dont apologize. changes nothing for me. i liked the show ending better than the book ending
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the craziest soccer goal i have ever seen
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What do you do when you take a shit so large that it doesn’t want to flush? Two mornings in a row now, I’ve had massive shits, that just won’t fit. Yesterday I got it to go after breaking it in half with my plunger, but I don’t want to have to constantly break my poop up.
Soccer is for pussies.
There was a classic thread over on the OG, I think the original post came from a Reddit confessions thread:
Do you have a “Poop knife”?
What. The. Fuck?!?!? . Apparently A Lot Of People Have ‘Poop Knives’ And They’re Worse Than You Thinkby Baillie Parryabout 11 hours ago So when I heard about this so-called ‘poop knife’ I thought it had to be a phrase from ‘Cards Against Humanity.‘ Unfortunately, I was very much mistaken...
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"My family poops big. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife”?
I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.
Fast forward to 22. It’s been a day or two between poops and I’m over at my friend’s house. My friend was the local dealer and always had ‘guests’ over, because you can’t buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.
“My what?”
Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.
“Wtf is a poop knife?”
Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.
I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn’t cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.
She will be getting her own utility knife now.
[Edit: Common question – Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn’t have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn’t. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife"
@John Lee Pettimore Do you have a miniature project going?
You should check out the Ave Marie Grotto. A monk built famous parts of the world in miniature. It's a 4 acre park of the grotto and all the miniature places. It's amazing. Check out images on the internet.
Holy shit I actually guessed my old password!
England really are shit at playing Test cricket in Australia. I appreciate them getting flogged in the Boxing Day Test, but I'm not happy to be deprived of two and a half days of cricket because they're so shit. They could have at least fought and struggled and continued their inevitable death march into tomorrow, ffs.
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Its beyong embarrassing. Its historically bad. Yet this isnt the worst England side ever. And it's nowhere near the best Australian side. We are mentally weak. We should never have come over. You wouldn't have come to us. We were lambs to the slaughter. Zero practice. Its not test cricket. The whole test over in 180 overs.
A joke. An embarrassing joke.
There seems to be a lot of poop threads resurfacing.
That’s what my skivvies say after White Castle.
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Because of her Jewish linguistics. I sent you that video, duh.
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Well I didn’t watch it
All I can think of is that family must all have giant + flexible assholes.There was a classic thread over on the OG, I think the original post came from a Reddit confessions thread:
Do you have a “Poop knife”?
What. The. Fuck?!?!? . Apparently A Lot Of People Have ‘Poop Knives’ And They’re Worse Than You Thinkby Baillie Parryabout 11 hours ago So when I heard about this so-called ‘poop knife’ I thought it had to be a phrase from ‘Cards Against Humanity.‘ Unfortunately, I was very much mistaken...
"My family poops big. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife”?
I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.
Fast forward to 22. It’s been a day or two between poops and I’m over at my friend’s house. My friend was the local dealer and always had ‘guests’ over, because you can’t buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.
“My what?”
Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.
“Wtf is a poop knife?”
Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.
I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn’t cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.
She will be getting her own utility knife now.
[Edit: Common question – Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn’t have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn’t. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife"
Just booked this house for 2 nights in March, for my birthday. 12 of us going. Five couples, two singles, no kids. All of us known each other for years and years.
It's about twenty minutes drive from this lake, so rain or shine we're gonna do some fishing.
About an hour away from this badass long skinny lake, which we plan to visit as well.
There's rivers around too.
Place is next to the largest of the world's 13 designated dark sky reserves, so if we get a clear night we'll turn off all the lights in the house and it will be spectacular. We'll get a good view of the Milky Way, apparently. I'm a pessimistic bastard, so I assume it'll rain. Still looking forward to it, though.
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It's about twenty minutes drive from this lake, so rain or shine we're gonna do some fishing.
About an hour away from this badass long skinny lake, which we plan to visit as well.
There's rivers around too.
Place is next to the largest of the world's 13 designated dark sky reserves, so if we get a clear night we'll turn off all the lights in the house and it will be spectacular. We'll get a good view of the Milky Way, apparently. I'm a pessimistic bastard, so I assume it'll rain. Still looking forward to it, though.
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This probably could use its own thread but
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Was just watching a documentary about the American invasion of Saipan in WW2.
Voice over about the USS Enterprise being key, and cut to so and so Marine who was island hopping giving an interview. He was from my town.
Not a very big place, this town, so kind of cool
Voice over about the USS Enterprise being key, and cut to so and so Marine who was island hopping giving an interview. He was from my town.
Not a very big place, this town, so kind of cool