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This. A smaller man who had his hands behind his back. Bitch you ain't protecting shit.
General Will Smith Just Smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars / Official Oscar Thread
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Making fun of people is Chris’s full time job. Everyone there laughed including Will, Jada looking for a reason to be upset and have Will prove his love. Lol.
I don't even know if I would have taken it negatively if I were in her shoes. She looks great and I honestly liked her dress and hair last night... and I don't really care for her as a person. The shaved head look is genuinely a good look for her.
Chris Rock wasn't even rocked.
It didn't even make a good slap sound.
So wat you gonna do Will??? Tupac always said you just a Smith with no Will
I can’t recall which routine it was but my favourite comedian Anthony Jeselnik wraps up one of his shows taking about people threatening to harm his family or himself over his jokes. He goes on to say that that would elevate him to comedy god status knowing his joke hit so hard somebody had to kill him after.
Here’s the transcript of Jeselniks routine. I’ll try to find to YT clip but you’ll get the idea. It’s from his Thoughts and prayers show.
This might be hard for some to understand. I’ve said it several times tonight. Everyone is going to die. I know full well I am going to die. And most of us don’t get to choose how we check out. But if I die because someone murders me over one of my jokes? Best case scenario. If somebody murders me over one of my jokes, I immediately become a legend. I’m a comedy God. The Mount Rushmore of comedy is me, four times. I said, “Come on then.” My security guys are like, “Okay, Anthony, well, just so you know, that is the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard.” “But you’re the boss. Okay.” And they leave. And then the next day they come back. And they say “Anthony, sorry to bother you again. I know you didn’t care yesterday, but it’s gotten much worse. You’re gonna wanna hear this.” They say, “Someone from New Zealand tracked down your mom and dad’s phone number and address in Pittsburgh, posted that online… and now your entire family is getting death threats from New Zealand.” And I have to admit, that had never occurred to me before. It never crossed my mind… that my family, my loved ones, would ever pay the price, be caught in harm’s way, for something I’ve done or I’ve joked about. And honestly, I would cut my throat for my jokes. I would give my life for what I do. But if anyone, and I mean this for a fact, if anyone ever hurt my family or killed someone I cared about because of a joke I’ve made? Even better
This might be hard for some to understand. I’ve said it several times tonight. Everyone is going to die. I know full well I am going to die. And most of us don’t get to choose how we check out. But if I die because someone murders me over one of my jokes? Best case scenario. If somebody murders me over one of my jokes, I immediately become a legend. I’m a comedy God. The Mount Rushmore of comedy is me, four times. I said, “Come on then.” My security guys are like, “Okay, Anthony, well, just so you know, that is the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard.” “But you’re the boss. Okay.” And they leave. And then the next day they come back. And they say “Anthony, sorry to bother you again. I know you didn’t care yesterday, but it’s gotten much worse. You’re gonna wanna hear this.” They say, “Someone from New Zealand tracked down your mom and dad’s phone number and address in Pittsburgh, posted that online… and now your entire family is getting death threats from New Zealand.” And I have to admit, that had never occurred to me before. It never crossed my mind… that my family, my loved ones, would ever pay the price, be caught in harm’s way, for something I’ve done or I’ve joked about. And honestly, I would cut my throat for my jokes. I would give my life for what I do. But if anyone, and I mean this for a fact, if anyone ever hurt my family or killed someone I cared about because of a joke I’ve made? Even better
I could never live with someone who has a resting bitch face as cemented as his wife's. She needs to fucking relax.
It was a long enough walk that he had plenty of time to think.
"This is a bad idea, this will make me look like a jackass and people will be reminded of the current state of my marriage... I'ma do it anyways!"
It's really very standard when having a comedian host an awards show.
Making fun of people is Chris’s full time job. Everyone there laughed including Will, Jada looking for a reason to be upset and have Will prove his love. Lol.
He saw the look on his wife's face and figured he had to do something. I bet he got about half way there and was thinking "The fuck am I doing?"
A bitch slap was his only move at that point. If he would have just done some finger-pointing it comes off as pathetic. And if he chose to yuck it up with Rock, his wife would have been straddled up on Denzel before he got back to his seat.
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lol @ that first pic of him.
Will Smith says the way Jada Pinkett Smith 'loved' Tupac 'rendered me incapable of being friends with him'
In his new memoir released on Tuesday, Smith said that the late rapper was "fearless" and triggered his own perception of himself as a "coward."news.yahoo.com
"That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker" - Tupac on his thoughts about Will Smith
I keep reading “Rock”, fuck outta here with that. His name is Chris Rock. The Rock is a Pro wrestler and actor
Making fun of people is Chris’s full time job. Everyone there laughed including Will, Jada looking for a reason to be upset and have Will prove his love. Lol.
@Nuk Soo Kow ‘s wife is bald and he laughs when people tease her about it.
In all seriousness my son has alopecia. He had some big patches for a while at one point and you could tell it bothered him, no surprise. We cut his hair extra short I just told him that if he’s worried about being teased just beat them to it and make open jokes about it yourself. Take that power away from others and own it. He did exactly that and at 8 years of age he showed more maturity than Will and his bald ass bitch. I got that great parenting advice watching 8 mile when Rabbit gets inspired to make fun of himself on stage so others won’t.
Comedy Central should do a roast of her and not invite either her or Will Smith.
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Not sure if you're aware as I can see you have just logged on.
But there is an official OSCARS thread to debate this.
