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kneeblock

kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
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333 said:
What is a cultural theorists?
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A watered down term that can be used as a broad catch all for multiple academics operating in completely separate disciplines and who, broadly, comment on culture.
 
SAJ

SAJ

Posting Machine
Aug 2, 2015
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Lars said:
That's awfully PC of you.

Real talk, @333, its a poop face mcgee



that hurts, man :(
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You're fairly new bro. It will take some time but you will be on my list one day. I promise.

Edit: lol I only joined about a month earlier.
 
kneeblock

kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
12,434
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Top 5 things my ex wife said to me tonight while drunk:

5) I really think we were smart about how we split up.

4) My sister never takes responsibility for herself and I feel like I'm at least self aware.

3) I feel like I married and divorced my best friend, but you're still my best friend.

2) I really did what was best for me at the time when I moved [6 hours away] with the kids.

1) You don't ever think about us hooking up, do you?
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
51,708
52,034
Top 5 women

Kelly Brook
Katy Perry
Brye Ann Russillo
Rachel Riley
Alex Jones
 
Pitbull9

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
9,831
14,090
Top 5 sexual acts/positions

1) getting head
2) handjob (love those)
3 reverse cowgirl (dat ass!)
4 doggy style (dat asssss!)
5) 69!!!!!!
 
Team Bisping

Team Bisping

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
6,487
10,428
Top 5 bands I've seen live:

1. Rammstein
2. Black Sabbath
3. Rolling Stones
4. Iron Maiden
5. Metallica
Honorable Mentions: AC/DC, Slipknot

5 Bands I've seen whom I like but were utter shit live:

1. Marilyn Manson
2. Tenacious D
3. Def Leppard
4. Linkin Park
5. SOAD
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,759
54,624
Top 5 times I told mel to bye Felicia

1. THE TIME
2 .THAT OTHER TIME
3. That time I tried to start a cult
4. When she was being a dick
5. When I was being a dick

It was great
 
regular john

regular john

Muay Thai World Champion
May 21, 2015
5,043
6,618
top 5 favorite Coen Brothers movies:

5 - Raising Arizona
4 - No Country For Old Men
3 - Fargo
2 - Blood Simple
1 - The Big Lebowski
 
Psychotropic Wanderlust

Psychotropic Wanderlust

TMMAC Addict
Apr 3, 2015
6,761
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Robbie Hart said:
In his defense, while those were horrendous, particularly betting against Raging Al...........he was all over holly holm and renamed you at one point based on his picks so you might just want to be careful......
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when you pick as many fights as he does you tend to get a few right.

shit, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
Stickgrappler

Stickgrappler

Well-Known Member
Apr 17, 2015
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Top 5 Worst TMMACers

1. Stickgrappler (that idiot thinks Bruce Lee is the best Martial Artist ever)
2. Stickgrappler (that idiot makes stupid spins)
3. Stickgrappler (that idiot has old man memory)
4. Stickgrappler (that idiot doesn't LOLOLOL properly)
5. Crooklyn @Crooklyn - Her Vision shouldn't have beat my Tang Lung in the Superhero Grand Prix!!!! (I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!)
 
regular john

regular john

Muay Thai World Champion
May 21, 2015
5,043
6,618
top 5 best football players of all time:

5 - Cruyff
4 - Maradona
3 - Fat Ronaldo
2 - Pelé
1 - Messi
 
Fattiecorpuscle

Fattiecorpuscle

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Oct 19, 2015
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canofsticks said:
Top 5 shit my gf has said to me about cars:

5. Math aint her game
Me: If you're travelling at 50 miles an hour, how many miles can you go in an hour?
Her: ......... I don't know.....20?

4. That tiny little cap, keeps all that pressure in
Canofsticks! I LOST THE CAP ON THE TIRE'S AIR TUBE. MY TIRE IS GOING TO GO FLAT. I NEED A NEW ONE NOOOOOW!

3. Men control the lights
I thought there were men somewhere, sitting in a box, controlling the stop lights.

2. MPG is a formula lost on her
Her: I don't like when you drive my car. You make the mile per gallon drop to 12. I don't want my car getting 12 miles per gallon!
Me: yeah..but it's only 12 when I drive it, you're not getting 12 when you drive, you're probably at 16-17...
Her: that's not what my car says when I drive it.
Me: The mpg is a formula using the total amount of...
Her: IF THE MPG SAYS 12 THEN THAT'S WHAT MY CAR GETS, CANOFSTICKS.

1. The ol' magically appearing car
*gf pulls out in front of guy while he's going pretty fast, causing him to slam on his breaks and aggressively flip us off*

Me: Mrs. Canofsticks, there's a guy in this lane!
Her: I didn't see him!
Me: First of all, pulling out into the second lane is illegal. Secondly, I literally watched him coming down the road for a hundred yards, and you pulled out right in front of him. That's why you need to look!
Her: I DID LOOK. HE WASN'T THERE WHEN I LOOKED!
Me: Yes he was. I watched him the whole time! If you looked, you didn't really look. And that's how accidents happen.
Her: I DID LOOK. OK, CANOFSTICKS? AND HE WASN'T THERE.
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Back in the day, my wife (then girlfriend), used to think how streets worked is that every time you pass a new street, you are now on that street...Let me break it down:

Let's say you're driving down a street (this street apparently is irrelevant), let's say you pass "X Street", now you are on "X Street" (even though you're still going straight). Then the next street comes up is "Y Street" and you drive past it, you are now on "Y Street", etc. etc. etc....

She thought this up until I found out that's how she understood things and corrected her... When we were like 20...
 
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