Haha...Awaiting the bellator card...Hope it surprises me...102 degrees here today...Outside can go fuck itself.Bout time. We've been waiting for you.
Stay in the ac and have some cold beers.Haha...Awaiting the bellator card...Hope it surprises me...102 degrees here today...Outside can go fuck itself.
You fucking pussy. Did you not capture them and make them fight to the death only to kill the winner with a shower of flaming hand sanitizer?Ever since Iraq and the camel spiders, I have some issues. *full body shiver*
I was trying to make a joke about you being the teacher, because holyshit that teacher is creepy.That's just my camera face homeboy.
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Haha yeah, he was our accounting teacher.I was trying to make a joke about you being the teacher, because holyshit that teacher is creepy.
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Fed them to the emperor scorpions. Still though. It's fucked up when someone puts a dead one on your face while sleeping.You fucking pussy. Did you not capture them and make them fight to the death only to kill the winner with a shower of flaming hand sanitizer?
Let Chunk hump the hipster's legs.It's not even touching the sides yet. The rabbit hole goes deeper.
I have been invited to go watch the xmas parade.
So I am going to take the chunk and harass these hipster pussies. I need to find his union jack sweater and it's on.
(Chunk speaks Spanish I'll tell him it's a Spanish flag)
You're not a loser. Go line dancing and drink margaritas. Grandma can babysit.I'm a loser.
It's Friday night and I'm boring.
bang random dudes or chicks or both while doing a bunch of blow.I'm a loser.
It's Friday night and I'm boring.