General Any suggestions to trap some kittens

[kvr28]

Fuck me.

So I trapped all 5 and they started flipping out. Mom was outside the cage and was freaking out. I was concerned that they were going to hurt themselves, figured I would try it another day so I released them.

My daughter had made a post on facebook asking if anyone wanted kittens. I just had a little old lady show up and ask for a kitten. Said she just lost her cat of 16 years and saw my daughters post.

I took her name and number and told her I would call her. I broker her little old heart and feel like an asshole right now.

 

[Hank Moody]

Nope sorry.
I'm damn good at killing them tho

 

[kvr28]

Well they came back when they were hungry enough this morning. The black one is the most wild and skittish.

 

[Jesus X]

Hate skunks. I do like kittens tho they are characters. I have a racoon stuck in my walls it is the weirdest problem to have might have to call a dude for that.

 

[MountainMedic]

Coon in a wall you say... thats just my game.

You're gonna need a lady coon, a long string, and some peanut butter.

 

[kvr28]

Coon in a wall you say... thats just my game.

You're gonna need a lady coon, a long string, and some peanut butter.

Go on

 

[Rambo John J]

Well they came back when they were hungry enough this morning. The black one is the most wild and skittish.

Brindlecoats are spooky lil fuckers(the black one), pretty cool cats though. I had one, she was a wild lil gal. I would guess that black one is a female.

 

[kvr28]

Brindlecoats are spooky lil fuckers(the black one), pretty cool cats though. I had one, she was a wild lil gal. I would guess that black one is a female.

Yeah, thinking that as well and the orange are male. Very rare to have a male brindle/calico and female orange tabby.

 

[Phuckles]

Neighbor and I noticed we had about 6 kittens, mom and dad living under his shed.

We have been feeding them, but it is starting to attract skunks.

Haven't seen dad around in a week and 4 of the kittens have disappeared.

This is mom in the front, she is very easy to handle. The kittens on the other hand are skittish as hell, this is the closest I have been able to get to them by setting the food in front of me. As soon as I lean over to snag one the two kittens bolt.

I have good homes lined up for all three so they don't get taken out by whatever has taken out the others. I have a xlarge have a heart trap which I don't think they will set off so all three can get in there to hit the bait. Going to set that up tomorrow to try, any other suggestions if that doesn't work.

Oddly enough, I have been in this scenario a few times in my life. The truth is that unless you catch the feral kittens very young, they are likely a lost cause. They will be wild animals. You can trap them, and find them homes, but the best they will ever be as a pet is maybe be kinda okay with their primary owner but be the cat that hides from people and hisses and attacks if you manage to get close enough.

I have trapped kittens and brought them to shelters that work with feral cats and they try to find them homes but they are often times seriously going to have a better life if you just leave them alone and treat them like a wild animal. If nothing else, trapping them, getting them spayed and neutered, and re-releasing might be the best play.

As far as trapping... I have used standard traps. But after one or two see a cat walk into a trap and never come back, they stop falling for it. One time, we found this lady who was part of a group of people who catch feral cats for free and at no charge. This lady showed up with a blanket and picinic basket and a car full of cat traps and cages and sat in our backyard every day for like a week and managed to catch most of them. She would then take them and figure out what to do with them. She was the one who said spaying/neutering and re-release was sometimes what was best for the cats. She was peak crazy cat lady, and I believe she was right.

 

[Phuckles]

I believe you are in Maine. Here is a resource I would start with:

Feral Cats – Friends of Feral Felines

From their website:

" Feral cats are best suited to living outdoors with shelter in a safe place, food, and water. If they are vaccinated against rabies and spayed or neutered, they can live a contented life.


Uncared-for feral cats may struggle to live and eat, are subject to accidents and illness, inclement weather, and injuries from fights with other cats. Feral kittens up to 8 or 10 weeks of life can be socialized to live in homes, but not after this period.

The best way to help feral cats is TNR, a program of Trap-Neuter-Return, and follow-up care for the cats in the form of shelter, and reliable food and water."

 

[kvr28]

I believe you are in Maine. Here is a resource I would start with:

Feral Cats – Friends of Feral Felines

From their website:

" Feral cats are best suited to living outdoors with shelter in a safe place, food, and water. If they are vaccinated against rabies and spayed or neutered, they can live a contented life.


Uncared-for feral cats may struggle to live and eat, are subject to accidents and illness, inclement weather, and injuries from fights with other cats. Feral kittens up to 8 or 10 weeks of life can be socialized to live in homes, but not after this period.

The best way to help feral cats is TNR, a program of Trap-Neuter-Return, and follow-up care for the cats in the form of shelter, and reliable food and water."

Thank you

 

[MountainMedic]

female orange tabby

I thought that was genetically impossible. All tabby are male.

 

[Phuckles]

I thought that was genetically impossible. All tabby are male.

Definitely not impossible. We had an orange tabby when I was growing up, Dingo, who we thought was a boy right up until I found Dingo in my closet with a litter of kittens he had given birth to. This was before all of the woke bullshit, Dingo, and orange tabby, was actually a female.

 

[kvr28]

I thought that was genetically impossible. All tabby are male.

That's what I was saying, very very rare for a female tabby same as a male calico

 

[MountainMedic]

Definitely not impossible. We had an orange tabby when I was growing up, Dingo, who we thought was a boy right up until I found Dingo in my closet with a litter of kittens he had given birth to. This was before all of the woke bullshit, Dingo, and orange tabby, was actually a female.

When I was 20 I was banging this 30yo single mom from work. Her daughters were 1st & 2nd grade. The big one begged for a cat for over a year and mom got her an orange tabby for her birthday.
She named it Purr, which was pretty adorable.
One day I'm playing with the kitten and I see balls. I thought it was hilarious because of course this little girl had decided it was a girl too.
"I hate to break it to you, but Purr is a boy".

She burst into tears and screamed "No! You change him back right now!"

"Sorry kid, it only works once. Purr is a boy forever now."

I don't think she ever forgave me.

 

[kvr28]

When I was 20 I was banging this 30yo single mom from work

First of all story time.

Second of all how dare you assume his gender.

 

[MountainMedic]

First of all story time.

Second of all how dare you assume his gender.

Lol
The lady was a biker Betty, was attracted to sketchy. The babies daddy was a somewhat well-known biker, in and out of the pen...
That was my wheelhouse at that age. I was somewhat dangerous to be around before I got my shit together.

It was a pretty set up. She lived a block from the printshop we worked at.
A few times a week she'd invite me over for dinner. Steak and sides no single 20yo would even consider. And a 12 pack.
I'd just play with the kids while she made dinner and after the kids were put down she'd use me like a fuck doll.
In hindsight, she absolutely played me lol. I got used for sex. At the time I was "free food, beer, and guaranteed dirty dirty fucking! NO possible downside here!"

I regret nothing, but its funny how naive I was back then when I thought I already had everything figured out.

Story gets better.
The following year my new girlfriend became the nanny for the girls one summer. And I'm pretty sure the biker was paying for it because I know tgis broad didn't have the money to pay a 40hr/week babysitter.

 

[kvr28]

Lol
The lady was a biker Betty, was attracted to sketchy. The babies daddy was a somewhat well-known biker, in and out of the pen...
That was my wheelhouse at that age. I was somewhat dangerous to be around before I got my shit together.

It was a pretty set up. She lived a block from the printshop we worked at.
A few times a week she'd invite me over for dinner. Steak and sides no single 20yo would even consider. And a 12 pack.
I'd just play with the kids while she made dinner and after the kids were put down she'd use me like a fuck doll.
In hindsight, she absolutely played me lol. I got used for sex. At the time I was "free food, beer, and guaranteed dirty dirty fucking! NO possible downside here!"

I regret nothing, but its funny how naive I was back then when I thought I already had everything figured out.

Story gets better.
The following year my new girlfriend became the nanny for the girls one summer. And I'm pretty sure the biker was paying for it because I know tgis broad didn't have the money to pay a 40hr/week babysitter.

Jesus christ, you are Dexter. Don't lie, my wife and I are watching it now.

 

[Wild]

Well they came back when they were hungry enough this morning. The black one is the most wild and skittish.

Dude they're right there!!! Put on some welding gloves and snatch their asses!

 

[Wild]

I got used for sex.

 

[kvr28]

 

[MountainMedic]

Jesus christ, you are Dexter. Don't lie, my wife and I are watching it now.

Dude! I was a super fan of the first 2 dexter books.
When the series started I was stoked until a few episodes.
I was full on that guy, "this is nothing like the books, they're ruining everything"

But I just started watching the series again and now I kinda like it.
His terror of intimacy is relatable...

 

[MountainMedic]

Dude they're right there!!! Put on some welding gloves and snatch their asses!

Tgats how I used to catch raptors, put on your welding glove, throw a towel on em, and go for the takedown!

 

[kvr28]

Dude! I was a super fan of the first 2 dexter books.
When the series started I was stoked until a few episodes.
I was full on that guy, "this is nothing like the books, they're ruining everything"

But I just started watching the series again and now I kinda like it.
His terror of intimacy is relatable...

Dude, I made this comment on the series thread. Wife and I are working through it now, on season 7.

My wife and I are working through old series we never watched, currently on Dexter season 7. I think I need to tap out my wife is getting pissed every time I say this is bullshit and not how it works. She gives me the stank eye every time I start to open my mouth.

The amount of times he would have been busted by cell phone data alone, especially when the feds took over.

Oh, we have a retired FBI agent that was shot down, we won't bother pulling all the cellphone data off the local towers with a warrant.

 

[kvr28]

Well looks like the Kitties are going to turn into barn cats, trapping them tomorrow to get them fixed.