I had an idea that the browns should hire some prostitutes to be his masseuses but not tell them they are prostitutes. They can initiate the butthole oiling stuff, honestly I think this would give Watson his confidence and mojo back.
Dude was playing better when he was getting frequent butthole massages
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Watson just seems like the classic cliche guy that absolutely doesn't try once he gets paid.
Yeah it would have been so much more but I try to manage my gambling habit by not taking so many multi leg parlays. I'll just keep taking that small bit of cheese as I got. Look for deals and hammer thoughs.Imagine if you would have parlayed that
I have 3x+ my money this year so I can live with that
They are not good defending the run, and guys like Diggs are high risk/high reward
If he's not guessing right, he gives up a lot of catches and yards
For the Cowboys defense to be good, they have to be playing with the lead, so guys like Parsons can pin their ears back and rush...and guys like Diggs can mop up the mistakes.
If the other team can run the ball down their throats and control the game....the Cowboys look like they did yesterday.
Gave up 184 yards on the ground
If he's not guessing right, he gives up a lot of catches and yards
For the Cowboys defense to be good, they have to be playing with the lead, so guys like Parsons can pin their ears back and rush...and guys like Diggs can mop up the mistakes.
If the other team can run the ball down their throats and control the game....the Cowboys look like they did yesterday.
Gave up 184 yards on the ground
The cowboy trolls have been noticeably absent this season.Top NFL defense huh@TwoCheekSneak ?
between BigChief and TwoCheekSneak not posting for like a month, it's been a peaceful season lol
not much arguing and temper tantrums
not much arguing and temper tantrums
“Best defense in the league.”
Never mind, was beat to it.
When evaluating defenses generally I follow the rule of that if you need a game to go a certain way for you to succeed then you are not a good defense period. It's been that way with Dallas for years and it's those games when the game script is going their way and they look good(key work is look) has convinced fans that they are a good defense. It was fools gold from day one.
The game of football is always built on the idea that the defense is chasing the offense and if you need that offense to be predictable because you are playing with a lead than you just are not a good defense.
Dallas has never been a good defense. They are a niche defense. When things are comfortable/suitable for them they show up.
The game of football is always built on the idea that the defense is chasing the offense and if you need that offense to be predictable because you are playing with a lead than you just are not a good defense.
Dallas has never been a good defense. They are a niche defense. When things are comfortable/suitable for them they show up.
Yeah...it only took one guy to get sentence to 17 years in prison and another one to see Dallas sucks
Man, i so hope that's true lol. Would be the funniest shit ever.
They're saving Elliot dude. Like a snake in the grass. Master stroke. Can't put too much mileage on him before week 12 when they are mathematically eliminated.
Listen... there will come a day where Dallas needs a yard and a half in a high leverage situation... and Zeke is going to EAT!
So, now that the first official coach has been fired
Whos next?
Pederson? Siriani? Stefanski? Pierce?
Whos next?
Pederson? Siriani? Stefanski? Pierce?
I have a hard time believing there is not another RB walking the streets who can't give you more than 1.3yards a carry.
Lat. Murry
James Robinson
Jerrick McKinnon
Melvin Gordon
All those guys are cooked but they are better than Zeke. Its just Zeke is a name who fans know and it helps sell the idea of buying tickets.
Lat. Murry
James Robinson
Jerrick McKinnon
Melvin Gordon
All those guys are cooked but they are better than Zeke. Its just Zeke is a name who fans know and it helps sell the idea of buying tickets.
That's the motivation right there.
There's probably a guy on a practice squad somewhere that could give you better production, but that's not a known name for sellign merch and tickets
Pederson is my betting favorite but my heart wants Sirianni.
Zac Taylor should be up there aswell but he got saved by Giants being bad.
Malik Davis is 100% better than Zeke but is on the practice squad. He's an unknown so he's not gonna get those reps.
Bengals are interesting in that they are 2-4 but still have a positive point differential
The Cowboys are 3-3 but have a -42 differential
I just said this in one of my fantasy football leagues where people mentioned Dallas got stomped and wonder how I'm taking it....
"The worst thing about recognizing your team sucks when its a popular team is that you are always in the minority when it comes to knowing the truth.
You are the one who's "not a real fan" or "oh you just are a hater" etc etc. You know that these sheep are the same reason why your team sucks because they dont turn on ownership and force ownership to actually fix the issues. You are on a sinking ship but everyone else thinks it's time to drink martini's"
"The worst thing about recognizing your team sucks when its a popular team is that you are always in the minority when it comes to knowing the truth.
You are the one who's "not a real fan" or "oh you just are a hater" etc etc. You know that these sheep are the same reason why your team sucks because they dont turn on ownership and force ownership to actually fix the issues. You are on a sinking ship but everyone else thinks it's time to drink martini's"
Cleveland scares the shit out of me. They always play the Bengals tough. Probably going to be an ugly game.
Early line is CIN -4.5
I ain't touching that.
Watson is the worst QB in the league... by a staggering amount.