General Days Since I Shit Myself =

[kvr28]

You don't have nitepants?
You wear jeans to bed toughguy?

I sleep naked like a real man.

 

[NiteProwleR]

He's in Maine. He mainely wears jorts. I think that's in his restaurant's dress code policy as well.

 

[kvr28]

He's in Maine. He mainely wears jorts. I think that's in his restaurant's dress code policy as well.

For your information I haven't worn jorts since 2003

 

[MountainMedic]

I sleep naked like a real man.

I only get naked for intruders

 

[NiteProwleR]

For your information I haven't worn jorts since 2003

I'm crushed. Everything I know is a farce and all is lost. It's time for Alanis to take me away.

 

[Lennybishop]

I only get naked for intruders

In that case. I am on my way.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Have you tried doing butthole kegels to tighten up your loose anus?

 

[NiteProwleR]

My farts whistle.

 

[MountainMedic]

Have you tried doing butthole kegels to tighten up your loose anus?

Like a gay?

 

[MountainMedic]

My farts whistle.

Oh shit, THATS where I left it!

 

[vad]

One of my best buddies shits his pants sometimes 2-3 times per week. Weird deal.

 

[MountainMedic]

One of my best buddies shits his pants sometimes 2-3 times per week. Weird deal.

Thats a blistering pace, I can't compete with that.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Like a gay?

I mean, if you want to keep shitting yourself, do not take my advice.

Gay dudes shit themselves all the time because of their blown out O-rings. I don't think butthole kegels can fix that kind of damage.

 

[MountainMedic]

I mean, if you want to keep shitting yourself, do not take my advice.

Gay dudes shit themselves all the time because of their blown out O-rings. I don't think butthole kegels can fix that kind of damage.

Still sounds gay, and my roommate has a pretty bad badass washing macheen

 

[jason73]

I mean, if you want to keep shitting yourself, do not take my advice.

Gay dudes shit themselves all the time because of their blown out O-rings. I don't think butthole kegels can fix that kind of damage.

 

[jason73]

I unlike you hetrosexually challenged queers have never shit my pants in my adult life . wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[MountainMedic]

I unlike you hetrosexually challenged queers have never shit my pants in my adult life . wtf is wrong with you people?

Just living life and taking chances

 

[jason73]

i dont have any shit my pants stories to share as i am a normal person who shits logs on a schedule but i used to have this room mate who would shit himself or almost shit himself daily. it was hilarious . he would sprint from the car to the house and leave the keys hanging out of the front door .its like he would get a mile away from the house and start prairie dogging and having contractions . ironically same room mate got hooked on opiates after i moved out and didnt shit for 17 days . he had to go to the hospital and get his hole douched out or whatever they do . this was like 20 years ago and i still bring it up from time to time...hey bro remember that time you took all those pills and shit a baseball bat? lol

 

[CuddleBug]

I unlike you hetrosexually challenged queers have never shit my pants in my adult life . wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[NiteProwleR]

I unlike you hetrosexually challenged queers have never shit my pants in my adult life . wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[Thuglife13]

 

[NiteProwleR]

OP, describe to me your recent dietary habits so I can note them in my binder of what to avoid.

 

[Rambo John J]

I unlike you hetrosexually challenged queers have never shit my pants in my adult life . wtf is wrong with you people?

Not even a single shart?

 

[MountainMedic]

OP, describe to me your recent dietary habits so I can note them in my binder of what to avoid.

Dog wrestling

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Still sounds gay, and my roommate has a pretty bad badass washing macheen

Just make sure he washes a load of his clothes before you wash another load of yours. You don't want any lingering fecal to taint any of your non-pooed in garments.