General Days Since I Shit Myself =
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I'm currently traveling in Asia and I got food poisoning 2 days ago. So it has been approximately 5 mins since I shit my pants
I made it to the toilet this time, currently sitting on it now.
I fly out in about 3 hours. Should be a really fun 30 hours of travel. Gimme all the Imodium
Well, in the cab on the way to the airport. Wanted to get there early so I could try to eat and see if I shit myself before doing so on the plane. Packing up the room I felt so bad for whoever has to clean it. Definitely need to burn the sheets on the bed and probably throw out the couch
All because I was adventurous and tried a beef, egg, cabbage, and peanut butter sandwich. 100% not recommended
I was thinking just plain rice, I haven't had solid shits in days, pure liquid doo doo water
Grab a couple bananas if you have the strength to wrassel one of those street monkeys
Ya
not sure the move
Depends on your strength level and if you are digesting any of what you eat or just immediately sharting it away
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I've been here a bunch of times, eaten all the street food and never had an issue. This was from an actual restaurant that my client brought for lunch.
I haven't really eaten in 48 hours, I've had 4 crackers since I first got sick. No idea what will happen to be honest.
Don't shit in my left hand and puke in the other and try and convince me there's a method to your madness.
Passed the first test. Made it through the 2 hour check in process without shitting myself. Currently on a toilet in the longue releasing some evil