General 2024 TMMAC Secret Santa
- Thread starter mysticmac
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I guessed at what you would be into, but knew anything Dawgs related would probably work. Glad you like em buddy.
Thank you
I'm not telling! I used a fake return address, fake name and drove to a post office 2 hours away. I expect to get raided by the postal inspectors at any minute.
I found simeone else's old return address & used their credentials, and hacked their credit card to ship.I'm not telling! I used a fake return address, fake name and drove to a post office 2 hours away. I expect to get raided by the postal inspectors at any minute.
Cash is king! I used latex gloves and bought a new roll of shipping tape, wiped down everything, sprayed it with a peroxide/bleach solution ran it through the freeze dryer to kill all DNA and wrote with my weak hand. Good luck postal inspectors!
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It's still going to be there before Christmas fuckface! Besides I think he will be very happy for the wait.
I will post pictures later
But whoever sent me the dress and a David Ortiz signed baseball, I will be your bitch forever
You can have me anyway you want, just tell me what you want me to do and I’ll fly over and buy you and your family dinner on me.
You are great
But whoever sent me the dress and a David Ortiz signed baseball, I will be your bitch forever
You can have me anyway you want, just tell me what you want me to do and I’ll fly over and buy you and your family dinner on me.
You are great
Well since everyone else is ruining it you are welcome buddy, It's not a dress they are granny panties. You asked for humongous underwear and I got you the biggest I could find.
I have been tracking the package every day in case it got returned for some reason. Some knuckle head in the middle of Maine would have been like WTF if it was sent back to the fake address I used.
Merry christmas bud.
