General Rumor: America to purchase Greenland

[Wild]

Trump's initial comments were taken as a joke. Apparently he was serious.


View: https://twitter.com/DougAMacgregor/status/1876449105658196326

 

[MountainMedic]

What are we gonna give em, Puerto Rico and Guam?

 

[Robbie Hart]

Make it the 51st state

Though their president says they want to go independent

 

[Rambo John J]

I doubt it
The amount of valuable minerals is off the charts, priceless
I could only see a leasing of land and mineral rights for a percentage, which isn't purchasing the entirety of Greenland.

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[Papi Chingon]

Everything has a price. Don Jr. just took off on a plane to Greenland today.

 

[BrunoMcGyver]

Everything has a price.

 

[luchalibre]

Denmark isn't going to sell it. They'd be insane to get rid of that wealth at any price.

 

[Papi Chingon]

I don't remember the number being floated, but it was enough to wipe out Denmark's national debt completely and then some.

 

[luchalibre]

I don't remember the number being floated, but it was enough to wipe out Denmark's national debt completely and then some.

The mineral wealth is likely years worth of our GDP.

 

[MountainMedic]

I don't remember the number being floated, but it was enough to wipe out Denmark's national debt completely and then some.

Who we gonna borrow that from?

 

[ManDingo]

Who we gonna borrow that from?

Your great grandchildren

 

[Papi Chingon]

Who we gonna borrow that from?

Ukraine?

 

[marvin eats men]

What are we gonna give em, Puerto Rico and Guam?

Trade them California for Greenland straight up.

 

[Rambo John J]

Trade them California for Greenland straight up.

Sell the Southern Half then Build A Wall

 

[Wild]

Trade them California for Greenland straight up.

Throw New York in for shits & gigs.

 

[scourge]

1. Purchase Greenland

2. Do all the global warming you want

3. ????

4. Profit

 

[Papi Chingon]

1. Purchase Greenland

2. Do all the global warming you want

3. ????

4. Profit

Global warming? Seriously? Even the craziest of libs have given up on that term.

 

[Rambo John J]

1. Purchase Greenland

2. Do all the global warming you want

3. ????

4. Profit

 

[NiteProwleR]

Just close the border, Morty

 

[megatherium]

I understand it has a lot do with shipping lanes as well.

 

[Jamie999]

I understand it has a lot do with shipping lanes as well.

Maybe.. Also now they can invade Canada from 3 sides.

 

[Hauler]

Maybe.. Also now they can invade Canada from 3 sides.

Pfft. We could invade Canada with a phone call.

 

[vad]

If true I'm moving there

 

[NiteProwleR]

CLOSE THE BORDER, DIPSHIT