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CuddleBug

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I never realized until now that I didn't know the real lyrics. Those are hilarious and exactly what I'd expect from a German writing lyrics in English.
 
segfault

segfault

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If I ever get three wishes, one of them will be turning time back to 1985 with Debbie Harry riding my cock while we're on the hood of my IROC-Z with Rock you like a Hurricane blasting while the sun sets behind the twin towers in the background.
 
Lamont Cranston

Lamont Cranston

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segfault said:
If I ever get three wishes, one of them will be turning time back to 1985 with Debbie Harry riding my cock while we're on the hood of my IROC-Z with Rock you like a Hurricane blasting while the sun sets behind the twin towers in the background.
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Uncle Tom Doug

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Lennybishop said:
I agree. The Scorpions rock. These people act like. We are talking about Nickleback.
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One day at work, back when we were in the office full time, we had a tech from Tyco named Terry on-site trying to fix a problem we were having with one of our access control systems. Tyco Terry is what we all called him, for obvious reasons. You have to pronounce it fast like it's one word. Tyco Terry was a fat guy, If he reached up to touch the top of his head, the bottom of his gut would fall out of his shirt. I also saw his buttcrack at least 147 times. The man was peak male form.

Anywho, Tyco Terry was having a hard time fixing the issue we were having, so he had to call in to their internal support and open a ticket. While he was waiting on a callback, he had to hang out in our shared office area. There were probably about 8-10 of my coworkers in there with me. So we're all sitting back there working on our computers, typing away, when all of a sudden we here "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH".

Every single one of us stopped what we were doing and started looking around trying to figure out where it came from. And then it happened again. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". And it kept happening over and over again. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". It was Tyco Terry's text message alert sound and someone was blowing him up.

"LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". "LOOK AT THIS PHOTO". "LOOK AT THIS". Over and over and over again. You could feel the energy in the room change. The rage was palpable. Meanwhile Tyco Terry is over there, completely oblivious, giggling like a schoolgirl thumbing away at his phone. People started making dad noises, and eventually Tyco Terry looked up and saw us all glaring at him with vitriol in our eyes. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH".

The change in the facial expression of whomever Tyco Terry was looking at in that moment was enough to give him the hint. He turned his phone to vibrate and left the area, shortly thereafter. I was honestly surprised by the fact that all of us kept our shit together and didn't lash out at him like the enraged autists we all are.

Every once in a while, when some of us together, one of us will randomly bust out with "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" and we'll all laugh our asses off remembering Tyco Terry.
 
Robbie Hart

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IschKabibble said:
My neighbor's favorite song. Every time we plugged in our guitars it was the first, second, and third thing he played. lol
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You are actually from Pennsylvania. These are the facts of the case and they cannot be disputed.
 
NiteProwleR

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Uncle Tom Doug said:
One day at work, back when we were in the office full time, we had a tech from Tyco named Terry on-site trying to fix a problem we were having with one of our access control systems. Tyco Terry is what we all called him, for obvious reasons. You have to pronounce it fast like it's one word. Tyco Terry was a fat guy, If he reached up to touch the top of his head, the bottom of his gut would fall out of his shirt. I also saw his buttcrack at least 147 times. The man was peak male form.

Anywho, Tyco Terry was having a hard time fixing the issue we were having, so he had to call in to their internal support and open a ticket. While he was waiting on a callback, he had to hang out in our shared office area. There were probably about 8-10 of my coworkers in there with me. So we're all sitting back there working on our computers, typing away, when all of a sudden we here "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH".

Every single one of us stopped what we were doing and started looking around trying to figure out where it came from. And then it happened again. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". And it kept happening over and over again. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". It was Tyco Terry's text message alert sound and someone was blowing him up.

"LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH". "LOOK AT THIS PHOTO". "LOOK AT THIS". Over and over and over again. You could feel the energy in the room change. The rage was palpable. Meanwhile Tyco Terry is over there, completely oblivious, giggling like a schoolgirl thumbing away at his phone. People started making dad noises, and eventually Tyco Terry looked up and saw us all glaring at him with vitriol in our eyes. "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH".

The change in the facial expression of whomever Tyco Terry was looking at in that moment was enough to give him the hint. He turned his phone to vibrate and left the area, shortly thereafter. I was honestly surprised by the fact that all of us kept our shit together and didn't lash out at him like the enraged autists we all are.

Every once in a while, when some of us together, one of us will randomly bust out with "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" and we'll all laugh our asses off remembering Tyco Terry.
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How the hell did you type this all out and not reveal.what the photo was?
 
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