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Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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5000 posts and only 11 of you weirdos voted this thread of the year.

For shame


Get out and leave me in peace
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Punch

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The real people of TMMAC recognize this thread as the GOAT. The mods have rallied together in a circlejerk to vote one of their threads as the winner. There will forever be an asterisk on that award if we don't win.



Those who know, know.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Has a moat. *shrug*
Okay campers it's story time. Back when I was in tech school every 10th day you were on base duty.the base was 2 sites. Living side and tech side. Separated by a major public road with a walkway bridge going over it. Anyhow I'm waffling. Near one of the fences there is an old abandoned fort that has, you guessed it, a moat. There are goats that live on there and are protected wildlife. When you are duty you are pretty much a security guard patrolling the fences for breach and checking buildings are secure etc. They equip you with a radio and the brightest flashlight known to man. We are talking 20th century fox kinda light.

Well apparently, it became such a problem, that during the brief at the start of your duty you were ordered not to shine the light at the goats as they would get confused and fall in the moat, sparking a rapid rescue operation as they were some protected goat or some shit. It was a big thing they were cracking down on.

I diddnt mess with the goats though, remember I mentioned the road separating the 2 sites? I used to rapidly flash motorists as the went past and trick them into thinking I was a speed camera
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
Do bears like rain?
I'm 20 miles in and only saw one set of bear tracks.

The hogs however have torn the trail all to hell. If I get home Monday without a sprained ankle I'll have won.

Spot for tonight. Start the 2 day trek back to the car in the morning.
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
I'm 20 miles in and only saw one set of bear tracks.

The hogs however have torn the trail all to hell. If I get home Monday without a sprained ankle I'll have won.

Spot for tonight. Start the 2 day trek back to the car in the morning.
Puttin in work man.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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So I'm at this new korean restaurant. My observations so far.

1. Expensive as fuck
2. Not very good using the chopstick
3. Turns out I have to cook the fucking thing

More to follow
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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Enjoy that:D
I want everyone to go grab the person they care about, go eat 5 grams of mushrooms each, and a few hours in go lock ur selves in a dark closet w all the lights off........... Everyone should experience that
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
I want everyone to go grab the person they care about, go eat 5 grams of mushrooms each, and a few hours in go lock ur selves in a dark closet w all the lights off........... Everyone should experience that
Bucket list for sure.
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
4,389
7,487
pick something good dj song....whacha gon' play?

Big dick bandit enjoys this idea.
That nickname makes it sounds like your boyfriend is the one creeping around stealing big dicks. Unless you're doing an illeism...3rd person sort of thing . i'm confused...are you the bandit..or is he?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Fuck you assholes I'll get drunk on my own then.


Listening to Sean Paul

 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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I often wonder if that accent is fake. Not sean paul in particular, but Jamaica in general. I think they put it on
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
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nah...there' mostly real. i've heard them talk...well lots of 'em anyway.
matisyahu totally fakes the jamaican accent in his songs. he's got a brooklyn accent when he's talking on the mic.

here check this sean paul...with blu cantrell.