Politician GP Quarter Finals 4: Dick Cheney vs Teddy Roosevelt

[Leigh]

Politician GP Quarter Finals 4: Dick Cheney vs Teddy Roosevelt

Dick Cheney - @IschKabibble vs Teddy Roosevelt - @nick diaz nut hugger

Arena: A room full of media with 'Hey Man Nice Shot' by Filter blaring at 11 on the speakers

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ. Battlefield removal (BFR) is allowed but does not automatically equal a win; you must still defeat your opponent.

 

[Super Dave]

Creative arena for this one.

 

[member 3289]

Today In History: Teddy Roosevelt is Shot, Ignores it, Gives Speech Anyway

Even if Cheney has a gun it won't help him.

 

[member 3289]

4 True Stories That Prove Teddy Roosevelt Was the Toughest Person Ever

1. He took down an armed cowboy with his bare hands (again, gun won't help Cheney).

2. Navigated a frozen river to chase thieves (unaffected by temperature)

3. Fought uphill to conquer it, then conquered another hill

4. Gave speech after getting shot

 

[member 3289]

Troll squad Cheney, your votes are public. Don't forget this. I certainly won't.

 

[Punch]

 

[ThatOneDude]

Lol this got interesting. Let's see who can figure out why this thread is like a Chicago election.

 

[Punch]

Hmm, this is interesting. Some lurkers signed up today AFTER this thread was made and posting absolutely nothing else came into this thread to vote for teddy. Allll the way in the GH. I wonder if they all have the same ip address or proxy?


View: https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo

 

[Punch]

Hey @Leigh am I the only one who thinks this looks awfully suspicious?

 

[Punch]

@Alco Hauler @Check it @Sweets @lookoutawhale @Chief @FeeO @Ghost Bro @jason73 May Dick please count on your votes? Dick's usually better at giving than recieving, but sometimes Dick needs a hand too.

 

[member 3289]

Hey @Leigh am I the only one who thinks this looks awfully suspicious?

Cheney has no chance of winning. Hopefully @IschKabibble does the right thing and donates anyway

 

[member 3289]

When I win (and I WILL win), I will dedicate the victory to @Kneeblock and @Hwoarang, victims of the Cheney troll squad who suffered unfair defeats.

 

[Punch]

When I win (and I WILL win), I will dedicate the victory to @Kneeblock and @Hwoarang, victims of the Cheney troll squad who suffered unfair defeats.

 

[member 3289]

@HEATH VON DOOM @Mieshas Taint

Allegiance check time motherfuckers. If you're not with me that means you're my enemy

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

@HEATH VON DOOM @Mieshas Taint

Allegiance check time motherfuckers. If you're not with me that means you're my enemy

Im here for the gangbang. Who are we banging?

 

[member 3289]

Im here for the gangbang. Who are we banging?

Just vote for Teddy Roosevelt

 

[Punch]

@Rjpartner @Obi-Uno @Arcee May the Dick Army also rely on your votes? We want the Dick to always be on top of the nuts.

 

[Punch]

@ECC170 brother, mind coming out here and helping us prop up our Dick?

 

[Punch]

@RaginCajun homie, we surely could use your support in having the Dick rest on top of the nuts.

 

[Punch]

@Vutulaki , mind coming out and standing firm with Dick?

 

[Punch]

@TheEmperorRises @BJTT_Kiwi @BJTT-FrankRizzo @BJTT-Pella Would you gentlemen please help ensure our Dick gets inside that orifice - I mean office?

 

[Punch]

@Tang @Thefifthscallop would you mind please voting for Dick? A vote for Dick is a vote for us all. #WeAreDick

 

[TheFifthScallop]

@Tang @Thefifthscallop would you mind please voting for Dick? A vote for Dick is a vote for us all. #WeAreDick

This fuckin guy!

 

[Punch]

@BirdWatcher don't you want to get in on this? Vote for Dick!

 

[TheEmperorRises]

@TheEmperorRises @BJTT_Kiwi @BJTT-FrankRizzo @BJTT-Pella Would you gentlemen please help ensure our Dick gets inside that orifice - I mean office?

I don't know... he's facing some stiff competition