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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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My wife bought one of those Keurig machines. The ones that use a cup.

It doesn't do a bad job. It's fast as shit - one cup at a time. This morning it's the Dunkin Donuts brand. With my typical splash of Bailey's of course because - (FUCK YEAH!!!!!) - it's Saturday.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
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Although my favorite cup of coffee was instant.

Made with water I got from here:


Cooked in this:



And enjoyed with this view....
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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I like my coffee how I like my women, ground up and covered in boiling water
I've used this joke here before, but......

I like my coffee like I like my women.....Colombian and strapped to the back of a donkey.
 

Wintermute

Putin is gay
Apr 24, 2015
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So coffee beans come from a cherry like fruit after they remove the fruit pulp, dry the bean then roast it. The longer you roast the bean the darker it gets and the "richer" the flavour gets, but this lowers the caffeine content.
Roasting doesn't affect caffeine content, but it does change the bean's density and chemical makeup, which influences flavor.

Source: i'm creative director at a coffee company.
 

Qat

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Nov 3, 2015
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This is a classic...thank me later.

Winner!

If its expensive or cheap coffee, mild, strong, whatever. You have to try for yourself to find out what you like most.
The only ones I think are dumb are the cat-coffees. Wasn't worth it at all imho.

As far as preparation goes, I mostly do it Turkish. Which means, put the powder in the cup, then boiling water in the cup. No filter, no nothing. I'm not afraid of no small crumbs like a pussy, but most of the time, they all stay down anyway. And pure black of course.
 

ThatOneDude

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Winner!

If its expensive or cheap coffee, mild, strong, whatever. You have to try for yourself to find out what you like most.
The only ones I think are dumb are the cat-coffees. Wasn't worth it at all imho.

As far as preparation goes, I mostly do it Turkish. Which means, put the powder in the cup, then boiling water in the cup. No filter, no nothing. I'm not afraid of no small crumbs like a pussy, but most of the time, they all stay down anyway. And pure black of course.
sounds like how a terrorist would drink coffee.....jus sayin
 

otaku1

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Jul 16, 2015
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This is a classic...thank me later.

Agreed.
Great coffee but a little pricey.
As for me, I love arabica beans. They're considered the best beans on the market robusta beans (most South American coffee btw) still good but coming in second.

Then choose your type of roast. French, Italian, Seattle whatever.

I choose arabica beans for my espresso machine. FYI, McCafe is made of those beans. And it's good stuff!
 

ThatOneDude

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I had 1 cup maybe a smidgen more of the ground kick ass left...... It is being cold brewed as we speak
 

ThatOneDude

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What going on here?
OK, so apparently cold brew coffee is really good. And I have to agree. Here's what I did.

I took a little over a cup of coffee grounds put it into a bowl. Took 4 cups of filtered water and poured that into the bowl, stiring as I poured. Then cover the bowl and let it sit 12-18 hours in the fridge or out on the table. Then after that time has passed open up the bowl and run the grounds/water mixture through coffee filters into another container. That's the ice brew concentrate. Then what I did to drink it was put some ice in a glass, poured 1 part coffee over the ice, 1 part filtered water, 1 part chocolate milk.

I was very skeptical at first. But holy fuck what that awesome! And it didn't upset my stomach at all.
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
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OK, so apparently cold brew coffee is really good. And I have to agree. Here's what I did.

I took a little over a cup of coffee grounds put it into a bowl. Took 4 cups of filtered water and poured that into the bowl, stiring as I poured. Then cover the bowl and let it sit 12-18 hours in the fridge or out on the table. Then after that time has passed open up the bowl and run the grounds/water mixture through coffee filters into another container. That's the ice brew concentrate. Then what I did to drink it was put some ice in a glass, poured 1 part coffee over the ice, 1 part filtered water, 1 part chocolate milk.

I was very skeptical at first. But holy fuck what that awesome! And it didn't upset my stomach at all.
Hmmm I'll try that.