Advice you'd give to a younger version of yourself?

[StillReal]

This thread is more for me to potentially gather some knowledge but because I started the thread, I'll include one.

I'd just tell myself to do the things that I don't want to do so that I don't have to do them later. I have a bit of a procrastination issue.

I just want to hear what you guys would say, sorry brothassss.

 

[member 3289]

Fuck bitches, get money.

 

[Qat]

Better assessment of myself, women and people in general.

But then again, learning by doing eh? Would I have listened to myself? Probably not.

 

[mysticmac]

Strategically fart.

 

[SC MMA MD]

No matter how little you make, put some of your check into a retirement account.

Stay in shape (or get in shape); it is way harder to get in shape when you are older.

Use your disposable income to take trips when you are young, not to buy stuff. You can buy stuff later, it is harder to travel when you have a significant other and/or kids and more responsibilities at work.

 

[Leigh]

Learn to read red flags in women and how to deal with them.

That's not me being sexist, I've been an idiot wrt women in the past.

 

[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

Stay away from Alcohol.

Over the years I've came across to many guys who died from Alcohol related incidents.

Three guys drowned while drunk, two guys suffered massive heart attacks in their 50's after a long nights boozin.

Worked with a good 20 or so guys who's suffered congestive heart failure / high blood pressure due to alcohol abuse.

Two guys in their late 30's drank themselves to death - liver failure.


Was never told about the true dangers of alcohol growing up, all the kids I hung around with drank our parents drank and it wasn't till years later and seeing first hands the dangers and risks that come with Alcohol did I understand the full scope.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Never start watching Game of Thrones. What was once a show with brass balls has now become full of fairy tale tropes. The show's key demographics are virgins(@nick diaz nut hugger) , cuckolds(@nick diaz nut hugger ), and feminists(@nick diaz nut hugger ).

 

[SongExotic2]

Learn to read red flags in women and how to deal with them.

That's not me being sexist, I've been an idiot wrt women in the past.

Preach! Preach!

Ding ding ding

@Splinty get this man a golden trophy and throw it on my tab

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Never ever ever ever ever get married.

 

[SongExotic2]

Never ever ever ever ever get married.

Unless he treat you good

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Unless he treat you good

How you doin?

 

[Deleted member 1]

Learn to read red flags in women and how to deal with them.

That's not me being sexist, I've been an idiot wrt women in the past.

Any in here???

 

[SongExotic2]

Any in here???

Yeh brown is soooo last season

 

[mysticmac]

Yeh brown is soooo last season

Let him bang, bro!

 

[SongExotic2]

Let him bang, bro!

Thats a dude? Fml

 

[SongExotic2]

Any in here???

Why the fuck are you browsing this shit dont you have a family?

 

[IschKabibble]

Treat everyone with respect and don't compare yourself to anybody else. If only...

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

I would tell myself to always wear a rubber and stay living in my parents house until I had saved dump truck loads of money. Then move out when my bank account is fat and my student loans are paid off.

Also, always do a double check to see if she has an adams apple.

 

[SongExotic2]

Treat everyone with respect and don't compare yourself to anybody else. If only...

Alternatively treat everyone with immediate disdain and become a narcissist

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Forgot one very important piece of advice for my younger self:

Thick bitches turn into fat bitches

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Alternatively treat everyone with immediate disdain and become a narcissist

a narcissistic racist

 

[SongExotic2]

a narcissistic racist

Dont forget sexist too. That ones important.

Basically be like archer

 

[Ed_Stark]

Don't bang the HR girl.

 

[Yossarian]

Be water my friend.