Lesnar flagged by USADA

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I am still letting this sink in man. Give me some time

Should we make a mourning thread where we can commiserate?

 

[seekntruth]

 

[RaginCajun]

This is why the USADA should not test Canadians, eh.
Maybe he tested positive for Treason.

 

[Wild]

View: https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/750901055001616384

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

This is why the USADA should not test Canadians, eh.
Maybe he tested positive for Treason.

I bet it's elevated testosterone. Canadians are too God damn macho to pass an American drug test.

 

[dacofty]

LMAFO...who would have guessed

 

[dacofty]

this is not only a slap to zuffa but what about the WWE

 

[ChaosOverkill]

I bet it's elevated testosterone. Canadians are too God damn macho to pass an American drug test.

If he's eating half the shit he is blasting up in Saskatchewan with his small army arsenal his piss probably beat the shit out of a tester itself and his blood probably suplexed another

 

[Severianb]

 

[Severianb]

I'm going with Thai viagra... it's not easy getting on top of your wife after a strenuous struggle in the cage

Thai Viagra.

Triggered.

 

[Zeph]

I dont know those details. Apparently it takes a few days to complete a test. So say they collect a sample on 6/14. It gets to the lab on 6/15. They test it on 6/16. They determine results on 6/18. They retest on 6/19. Get those results back on 6/20. Retest again on 6/21. Get those results back on 6/22. If they test one additional time, that's roughly 10 days...and I'm sure the wheels at USADA aren't moving this quickly. Then add a couple days in there to inform the commission & for the promotion to release something to the press. 3 weeks is probably about right.

Of course, I'm pulling all of that out of my ass.

They have to do different tests for different substances. Once something is flagged the subsequent tests to confirm the result wouldn't take as long. It's the testing for different substances which takes time.

 

[Judobill]

Shocking!

 

[Pitbull9]

I am still letting this sink in man. Give me some time

Haha nah man it's all good. We all just have to remember all athletes use some form of PED whether legal or illegal. It's just the way it is. Personally I think it they should be legal. These are adult decisions they are not like illegal Rec drugs

 

[Pitbull9]

New t-shirt contest time. Guess the substance.

Test, boldenone

 

[dacofty]

@nick diaz nut hugger is on suicide watch both his idols out for about 2 years

 

[SC MMA MD]

I am legitimately suprised. Not that he uses PED's, but that with all the steps taken to protect him from testing until the last minute, and with huge advance notice as to when he would be eligible for testing, he STILL tested positive. The testing is apparently better than I thought. Now I have to add his actual substance result to the list of the ones I am anxious to see, right behind Jones.

 

[delightone]

I hope for him he allready cashed in that 2.5 million check, guess he's fucked on his PPV points

 

[Silverball]

Did anyone check to see if Jack Links are on the prohibited list?

 

[SongExotic2]

Well i for one did not see that coming

 

[Ghost Bro]

Soooo.... @wiz @Rhino

I have to say I didn't expect him to actually pop for anything.

 

[BJJMMA]

View: https://twitter.com/roynelsonmma/status/754107409124118529


Roy Nelson is like "I've never popped."

 

[Wild]

Imagine if he would have popped before the PPV like Jones. Talk about luck being on the UFC's side.

 

[Porkchop]

I'm shocked......

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[Ryann Von Doom]

Imagine if he would have popped before the PPV like Jones. Talk about luck being on the UFC's side.

Jones fucked taht card's numbers. Bad.

 

[dacofty]

The GOAT talk can now stop, USADA has defeated Jones and Lesnar in the same week.