Yesterday, I was at a work conference and my ass was asleep. The metal chairs they had at this event were a pain in the ass, literally, so I was standing in the back of the room slowly pacing back and forth to wake my ass up when one of the event workers told me that I couldn't stand there because the fire marshal would give them shit.
She was cute, so I didn't wanna say, "but my bottom hurts!", so I told her I was having back problems and couldn't sit. She told me that I could get an ADA (American disability act) event badge, then I could stand wherever I want and the fire marshal wouldn't give a shit.
I realized that meant I would also get to cut every line, so I went and got one.
I was standing in the back of another presentation when someone else decided to follow suit. The event staff promptly told him he couldn't stand, and he replied with, "Well why does he get to stand?" while pointing at me. The event staff guy said, "Sir, he's disabled." The guy apologized and sat down.
FRAT version: asleep ass is a serious condition that affects millions of Americans.
She was cute, so I didn't wanna say, "but my bottom hurts!", so I told her I was having back problems and couldn't sit. She told me that I could get an ADA (American disability act) event badge, then I could stand wherever I want and the fire marshal wouldn't give a shit.
I realized that meant I would also get to cut every line, so I went and got one.
I was standing in the back of another presentation when someone else decided to follow suit. The event staff promptly told him he couldn't stand, and he replied with, "Well why does he get to stand?" while pointing at me. The event staff guy said, "Sir, he's disabled." The guy apologized and sat down.
FRAT version: asleep ass is a serious condition that affects millions of Americans.
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