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Mix6APlix

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When I pay with cash, I always felt like a bum if I was paying with a wrinkled or crumpled bill. Being totally OCD about cash handling (I literally want to kill people if their bills aren't properly faced), I like my cash to be crisp and look good. It takes a matter of seconds and if I'm already ironing my shirts and pants, never jeans, I always check my wallet and do work where it's needed.
 

Hauler

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I think you have the crazy market cornered on this one, bro.
 
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Mix6APlix

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Pretty sure they dont give a shit if its wrinkled.
A: I never said I fall into either group.
B: It's about presenting yourself well. Just like you should if you're in court. You'll be treated better in a shirt and tie, than you will if you shoe up in a t shirt.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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A: I never said I fall into either group.
B: It's about presenting yourself well. Just like you should if you're in court. You'll be treated better in a shirt and tie, than you will if you shoe up in a t shirt.
Thats a disturbing trend. What of you cant afford something nice to wear to court?
 

Mix6APlix

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In the halls of 'justice', honesty is a fool's game. Always present yourself as well as you can.
 

Mix6APlix

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a couple years back, I got tagged for fishing without a liscense. I've never had a liscense outside of Canada.

So I get a court date, and the park ranger tells me I can go to Walmart, get one for 10 bucks, and enjoy my day off. But I still got a 150 dollar ticket.

I show up in court, and there is about 35 people there, all for fishing w/o a liscense. The judge asks us to step to one side if we have gotten a liscense since then. 1 guy didnt.

The judge looks at him, and asks if he had fished since he had gotten then ticket, and he says "yeah, so what?"

The judge then ups his fine to 250 dollars and gives him, I think 8 days of community service, then verbally eviscerates him for not spending 10 bucks in the last 60 days, and everyone else who didn't have to pay the fine, since they showed up with their liscense were struggling to suppress their laughter, myself included.
 

Mix6APlix

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Nevermin

Or maybe if you wear sweatpants the judge will take it easy on you because he knows you cant afford the fine.
Yeah. Tell that to the guy who showed up with a "Pimp Juice" t shirt and was reeking of booze for a dui. That worked out really well for him.
 

Hauler

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Nevermin

Or maybe if you wear sweatpants the judge will take it easy on you because he knows you cant afford the fine.
Just show up naked. If you can't afford clothes the judge will definitely take it easy on you.
 

SongExotic2

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I don't even have a wallet

I just stuff money into my side pockets as required and go from there.
 

Hauler

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I don't even have a wallet

I just stuff money into my side pockets as required and go from there.
Back in the day I used to be able to tell how much fun I had the night before by how many different balls of cash I had in my pockets. I'd always pay with a $20, and all the change would go into my pockets - except for the tip of course. Sometimes waking up while wearing your jeans is like hitting the lottery - until you check your wallet.
 

SongExotic2

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Back in the day I used to be able to tell how much fun I had the night before by how many different balls of cash I had in my pockets. I'd always pay with a $20, and all the change would go into my pockets - except for the tip of course. Sometimes waking up while wearing your jeans is like hitting the lottery - until you check your wallet.
My dad, back when he was a youngster , used to spend notes only and slam all the change (pound coins ) in his pockets. And right when he was drunk enough and the timing was right he'd proceed to do a headstand on the bar and all the coins would fall out of his pockets and he'd get told off.

He told me he never knew why he did it , it was just inevitable when he was drunk. He's old now and doesn't drink but if when I meet his friends from back in they day they are all like " Everytime we went out this motherfucker did a damned headstand on the bar"

Weird times before smartphones I guess
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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My dad, back when he was a youngster , used to spend notes only and slam all the change (pound coins ) in his pockets. And right when he was drunk enough and the timing was right he'd proceed to do a headstand on the bar and all the coins would fall out of his pockets and he'd get told off.

He told me he never knew why he did it , it was just inevitable when he was drunk. He's old now and doesn't drink but if when I meet his friends from back in they day they are all like " Everytime we went out this motherfucker did a damned headstand on the bar"

Weird times before smartphones I guess
My dad stole a school bus full of kids and drove it around the block. You know - just for a laugh.