General My showering game is unbeatable

[Lord Vutulaki]

In and out in 15 mins tops

Jump in and soak under super hot water for 3 mins to open up those little holes in your skin (SP?)

Turn shower off and lather up then rinse

work up a three quarter mast then jelg with each hand 40 reps each.

Now wet lather again

rinse

Scrub feet with half a raw lemon then rinse feet

Done...

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Jump in and soak under super hot water for 3 mins to open up those little holes in your skin (SP?)

Pores. Those are called pores.





I'm not even gonna tell you how long it takes me to shower.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Turn shower off

Nice Conservation.

work up a three quarter mast then jelg with each hand 40 reps each.

Lmao.

Scrub feet with half a raw lemon then rinse feet

Wtf Fiji

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Nice Conservation./QUOTE]

Nope I just like seeing the grime from my workouts flow down the drain once im done.

Lmao./QUOTE]

If youre not doing this you shouldnt be allowed to practise medicine

Wtf Fiji

Yes this one's from Fiji, people tend to walk around barefoot or in flip flops, its super muddy and humid so the lemon kills any nasty smell.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

@Splinty ^^ check it

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Pores. Those are called pores.





I'm not even gonna tell you how long it takes me to shower.

How long? My Japanese ex used to have a 2 hour bathing ritual (pretty sure she was up to more than bathing) and told me its Japanese tradition for women to bathe that long especially before getting pounded by us round eyes.

 

[Shinkicker]

That ritual is called Procrastination .

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

That ritual is called Procrastination .

Dont get smart bitch


*Thinks back*

 

[gangsterkathryn]

How long? My Japanese ex used to have a 2 hour bathing ritual (pretty sure she was up to more than bathing) and told me its Japanese tradition for women to bathe that long especially before getting pounded by us round eyes.

30-45 minutes when I wash my hair (every 3 days), 10-15 when I don't. I have 4 different routines, depending on what I have to do. I have long hair that sits to be conditioned, twice.
If I rush, I can do it in 20, but that doesn't leave my conditioner to set long enough for my liking. Closer to 30, 45 when I shave and wash hair. 25 when I shave on a non hair washing day.

I also use separate wash cloths for my gooch versus my body versus my face. I wash my feet with one and don't want to put my feet sweat in my vag, and I certainly don't want to put any of that on my face.
I have weirdo showering habits.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

TMI

 

[gangsterkathryn]

TMI

You asked.

I have a vagina. Like that's a surprise.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Wash hair with shampoo
Wash face with face wash
Wash body with body wash

Out.

 

[Deleted member 1]

I have a vagina. Like that's a surprise.

To be honest...

 

[Deleted member 1]

@Splinty ^^ check it

Checked it. Learn to use a forum fgt.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Checked it. Learn to use a forum fgt.

Still mad that I hacked you son?

 

[Deleted member 1]

Still mad that I hacked you son?

Greatest hacker of our generation

 

[gangsterkathryn]

To be honest...

Don't worry. Proof will come soon enough.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

As to be expected you are Faggots. You wake up figure out where you at and then you go cold, hot, scalding ice .fucking white boys.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Don't worry. Proof will come soon enough.

View: https://i.imgur.com/uu9pmDP.gifv

 

[gangsterkathryn]

View: https://i.imgur.com/uu9pmDP.gifv

Where is my eye roll emoji?!

 

[seekntruth]

Don't worry. Proof will come soon enough.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I feel bad for splint and wild. Cage side safe seriously nabg.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Like my pic I oheueerds

 

[SongExotic2]

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