Truth be told, I'd be very surprised if the Rock runs for president.
Kid Rock is running for Senate.
The rock has formed an exploratory committee to run for president
Absolute gold. But I don't want to see him against Donald Trump. I want to see him against a normal regular politician
Somebody like Jeb Bush.
Jeb responds with a perfectly coiffed monologue disguised as an answer.
And then bam!
The people's eyebrow¡!!!!!!!!
And the people go wild!!!!!!
"Jeb...or should I say...Bush Junior???"
The crowd "ohhhhhssssssss!!!" A woman screams for no reason.
"I know your kind bushie boy. You think you can continue the myth of supply-side economic model, focused on ever-increasing the wealth of the few while pushing unsustainable debt driven consumerism to keep the private consumer segment of the economic machine moving? Trickle down economics?!?!!? Oh yeah, I know your kind. 3% unemployment right before the 10% crash every 8.7 years, used as a smoke screen to redistribute public wealth further into the monied interests, all while sabotaging and raiding the public trust and social pillars of our great country!!! Well JUNIOR!!! DO YOU SMELL....
*The crowd can't hold back...in unison:*
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!?!?!?!??
*Literal stone cold Steve Austin clotheslines Jeb out of nowhere and mankind drops, bloody, from the hidden rafters in straight free fall, on jebs limp body*
Ronda appears immediately in pleather and is announced as his vice president
My God I love 2024.
Rock and vice president JerichoAbsolute gold. But I don't want to see him against Donald Trump. I want to see him against a normal regular politician
Somebody like Jeb Bush.
Jeb responds with a perfectly coiffed monologue disguised as an answer.
And then bam!
The people's eyebrow¡!!!!!!!!
And the people go wild!!!!!!
"Jeb...or should I say...Bush Junior???"
The crowd "ohhhhhssssssss!!!" A woman screams for no reason.
"I know your kind bushie boy. You think you can continue the myth of supply-side economic model, focused on ever-increasing the wealth of the few while pushing unsustainable debt driven consumerism to keep the private consumer segment of the economic machine moving? Trickle down economics?!?!!? Oh yeah, I know your kind. 3% unemployment right before the 10% crash every 8.7 years, used as a smoke screen to redistribute public wealth further into the monied interests, all while sabotaging and raiding the public trust and social pillars of our great country!!! Well JUNIOR!!! DO YOU SMELL....
*The crowd can't hold back...in unison:*
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!?!?!?!??
*Literal stone cold Steve Austin clotheslines Jeb out of nowhere and mankind drops, bloody, from the hidden rafters in straight free fall, on jebs limp body*
Ronda appears immediately in pleather and is announced as his vice president
My God I love 2024.
Lmao
2+2?!?!??!
THOMAS JEFFERSON!!!
I see he has been prepping his 2020 debate answers already
If one of them ever wins a fight again I'll prostrate myself before the baby Jesus and settle my accounts immediately.It's not truly an apocalypse unless four horsewomen show up
to lie face down completely flat arms stretched out in front of you. Its the kind of thing savages do impulsively when they first find themselves in the presence of the good prince.
Nah man that beast is a credit to humanity, it'd be like burning down the Taj Mahal or some shit.
Its when the doctor sticks his finger up your butt to check for cancer then sniffs it
I don't see a longtime Republican crossing the floor to run against his mentor's good friend.
Can the vice-pres be non US born?