Do you like anyone?
Or anything? In general?
Ones:
-My direct family
-A few friends/(possibly former) Co workers
-Trump
-The Redskins
-Hot bartenders/big dogs or a combination of both
-People who defend their title
Things:
-Fantasy football
-Real football
-Hiking in the woods
-Jeeps
-Big dogs
-Training dogs
General:
-Thunderstorms, or really any severe weather
-Cooking
-Good food
-Cooking TV shows, except Giada or that whale on barefoot Contessa
-Big Trouble in Little China
-Ninjas
-Golden Tee
-Midnight mountain biking without a light
-The Simpsons
-Knives
-Any show that makes me want to get an HK416
-Old ufc when people fought to win and didn't play for points
-Parks and Recreation/30 Rock
-Dank Nugs
-Vodka 7s
-Xingu
-Chicago pizza, thin crust or deep dish
-the concept of developing a biomagnetic emp
-anything with JCVD, Ahnold, or Stallone
-Ribs and watermelon, my tradition for mlk day
-Good spicy fried chicken, no hot sauce, if the flour isn't seasoned well, piss off
-Burgers, have had a hankerin' to make some the past few days.
-Baby platypi in fedoras. (Seriously, Google it, it's fucking adorable)
-Intelligent discussion with people who aren't deliberately cunty
-Christmas lights
-Halloween (Is Santa Claus an acceptable Halloween costume, weather permitting?)
-Fishing
-Bonfires
-Skydiving
-Dune Buggys. I totally want to get a DPV with military grade suspension shocks and tires that can take a direct hit from a .50 cal rifle
-Octopi. Another reason I don't go in the ocean. Google "Mimic Octopus", they're amazing.
-Tank Abbotts fights with Nelmark, Matua, and Worsham
-Watching the heartless wonder get suplexed throught the mat by Severn always makes me smile
...and Masterchef is on, so I'll revisit this later...
Cherrio mate.
Oooh, I also like Cheerios.