Is that a penis pump?
Would you boil the pussy first?I would rather eat a dead hookers pussy than eat one of these boiled steaks
YesWould you boil the pussy first?
I could just imagine inviting the lads round for an afternoon....Switch the Barbie on Mick.....Nah gents...The missus has already boiled the steak.................This thread is why we don't have a dump anymore... because it should be in it. Boiling steaks... by Texans. There's no God...
Or this reactionI could just imagine inviting the lads round for an afternoon....Switch the Barbie on Mick.....Nah gents...The missus has already boiled the steak.................
Yes
For 4 hours
Then I'd sear it for 30 seconds to make it more aesthetically pleasing
Nobody wins when parents are fighting, son
This post is eye candy of the highest levelI met @Belobog this weekend after discussing our love of boiled steaks.
Here's how to boil them.
Start off with a beautiful Texas day....
Pick up 3 well marbled 1.5 inch ribeyes.... That's some amount or another in centimeters for countries that don't have inches...or proper steaks.
On the way home, get 15lbs of spicy excellent crawfish. Thanks for this habit Louisiana.
Bags loaded up...
Immediately start drinking a Texas beer... You're gonna need it for the criticism you are about to receive for boiling your steaks.
Steaks into a bag (no the Tony's didn't go on the steaks and the coke is for his wife)
All bagged up... science experiment in the kitchen started.
Once heated up, drop the steaks in. You'll be eating them for dinner. It's only lunch time.
Lunch is served (he said stfu about the counter)...
After getting well liquored off aerated beer and old scotch...
Quick pause for @Belobog and his baby repping TMMAC
Steaks done...
Ewww...they're grey! We must have messed it up...
Better break out an induction cooking plate...
Hrrmmm, 30 seconds later that looks more like a steak I know...
Hey, there we go!
What the pics don't show is that the steak fat is PERFECTLY cooked in a way you just don't normally get. The proteins are perfectly denatured and it is a great steak.
@Leigh, this guy's boiling steaks!
I’d kick Both your asses now that I hitNobody wins when parents are fighting, son
Fuck me Ive just turned lost off. This is creepyFuck this I'm gonna watch a couple more episodes of lost and then ill get a cab into town.
Ill show you a fucking steak m8
You'll be boiling steaks in no timeFuck me Ive just turned lost off. This is creepy
It's probably the very first post where I hesitate between winner and wtfI met @Belobog this weekend after discussing our love of boiled steaks.
Here's how to boil them.
Start off with a beautiful Texas day....
Pick up 3 well marbled 1.5 inch ribeyes.... That's some amount or another in centimeters for countries that don't have inches...or proper steaks.
On the way home, get 15lbs of spicy excellent crawfish. Thanks for this habit Louisiana.
Bags loaded up...
Immediately start drinking a Texas beer... You're gonna need it for the criticism you are about to receive for boiling your steaks.
Steaks into a bag (no the Tony's didn't go on the steaks and the coke is for his wife)
All bagged up... science experiment in the kitchen started.
Once heated up, drop the steaks in. You'll be eating them for dinner. It's only lunch time.
Lunch is served (he said stfu about the counter)...
After getting well liquored off aerated beer and old scotch...
Quick pause for @Belobog and his baby repping TMMAC
Steaks done...
Ewww...they're grey! We must have messed it up...
Better break out an induction cooking plate...
Hrrmmm, 30 seconds later that looks more like a steak I know...
Hey, there we go!
What the pics don't show is that the steak fat is PERFECTLY cooked in a way you just don't normally get. The proteins are perfectly denatured and it is a great steak.
@Leigh, this guy's boiling steaks!