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Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Oct 20, 2015
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That's I'll tell you why. Yeah, I just started that shit.



So I'm walking my dog this morning, and since he is such a scrawny rat, i figured it would be rude of me to wear some heavy coat, afterall, I'm just going around the block, so I tossed on his leash, and walked out in 25 degree weather wearing nothing more than a pair of north face shorts and a knife. Literally.

So as I am taking Shitballs for a walk, some damned cop pulls up next to me, and asks me 'What are you doing?' Now its like 8am, and I am walking barefoot, and shirtless, in not quite warm weather. I look at the officer, lift the leash, point at the dog and say 'I'm walking my dog so he doesn't crap on the carpet again"

Cop says "You know how cold it is right now"?

(Keep in mind Im barefoot and shirtless at this point in time) I look at the cop, and say, "Yeah, I think I know it more than you right now as I am damned near naked right now. I'm not hiking across the fuckin' tundra, I'm just walking around the block."

Cop just said "Have a good day" and rolled up his window and drove on.
 
Disciplined Galt

Disciplined Galt

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Mix6APlix said:
That's I'll tell you why. Yeah, I just started that shit.



So I'm walking my dog this morning, and since he is such a scrawny rat, i figured it would be rude of me to wear some heavy coat, afterall, I'm just going around the block, so I tossed on his leash, and walked out in 25 degree weather wearing nothing more than a pair of north face shorts and a knife. Literally.

So as I am taking Shitballs for a walk, some damned cop pulls up next to me, and asks me 'What are you doing?' Now its like 8am, and I am walking barefoot, and shirtless, in not quite warm weather. I look at the officer, lift the leash, point at the dog and say 'I'm walking my dog so he doesn't crap on the carpet again"

Cop says "You know how cold it is right now"?

(Keep in mind Im barefoot and shirtless at this point in time) I look at the cop, and say, "Yeah, I think I know it more than you right now as I am damned near naked right now. I'm not hiking across the fuckin' tundra, I'm just walking around the block."

Cop just said "Have a good day" and rolled up his window and drove on.
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I used to wear shorts and flip flops in the winter back in Sweden. No cop ever stopped me, things have probably changed with our cultural enrichment though.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Cops in my town suck. They're mostly fresh out of the academy derps trying to make a name for themselves at the cost of anyone else.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

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Mix6APlix said:
Yeah, I think I know it more than you right now as I am damned near naked right now. I'm not hiking across the fuckin' tundra, I'm just walking around the block."

Cop just said "Have a good day" and rolled up his window and drove on.
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There's no way this happened. Based on every cop related thread on this forum, you were dressed properly, extremely courteous and the cop still shot you several times. In the back. While you were begging for mercy. Then they drove through the streets with your corpse tied to the back of the squad car because they're blood thirsty monsters and needed to send a message to the other peasants about talking out of turn.
 
Banchan

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ConorMcGregorsBeard said:
There's no way this happened. Based on every cop related thread on this forum, you were dressed properly, extremely courteous and the cop still shot you several times. In the back. While you were begging for mercy. Then they drove through the streets with your corpse tied to the back of the squad car because they're blood thirsty monsters and needed to send a message to the other peasants about talking out of turn.
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Capn' exaggerator
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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Would have been a great career move if you killed him.

You could have learned all kinds of new “trades” inside
 
Hauler

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Mix6APlix said:
Cops in my town suck. They're mostly fresh out of the academy derps trying to make a name for themselves at the cost of anyone else.
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Yeah, sounds like this dude was a total asshole.
 
Hauler

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I see two pairs of footprints. It looks like you wore boots on your little rat walk, someone stole them and sent you home barefoot.

Maybe you should get a bigger dog? o_O
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I generally sleep on my side. Then Shitballs decided to curl up like a shrimp on my chest while i was watching tv. Stayed there all night, and had a few times where he was dreamrunning chasing squirrels or something. Fucking annoyed the shit out of me.
 
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