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I just have one question... how can u still admire a guy thats a caught cheater. I mean i dont have to bash Jones... hes doing such a fine job of screwing himself anf his life on his own that no bashing is needed.
Did you hear CSAC Executive Director Andy Foster saying today that he believes Jones didn't knowingly take Turinabol?
 

Filthy

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Did you hear CSAC Executive Director Andy Foster saying today that he believes Jones didn't knowingly take Turinabol?
weird...didn't see the "If CSAC Executive Director Andy Foster Thinks Jon Jones Knowingly Ingested PEDs I Will Quit This Forum" thread.

can a mod merge that one with this one? I think the search function is broke.
 
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weird...didn't see the "If CSAC Executive Director Andy Foster Thinks Jon Jones Knowingly Ingested PEDs I Will Quit This Forum" thread.

can a mod merge that one with this one? I think the search function is broke.
I actually made this thread before UFC 200.

Jones went on not to test positive for any PED's in that case.
 

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weird...didn't see the "If CSAC Executive Director Andy Foster Thinks Jon Jones Knowingly Ingested PEDs I Will Quit This Forum" thread.

can a mod merge that one with this one? I think the search function is broke.
I have to side with nuthugger on this....let’s let the process complete the full journey before casting aspersions
 

Filthy

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I actually made this thread before UFC 200.

Jones went on not to test positive for any PED's in that case.
didn't he test positive for "dick pills".
that's definitely a 'performance enhancing' drug.

and isn't testing positive for a masking agent the same as testing positive for the thing it masks?
 

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What does this have to do with the price of tea in the best country that Korea is totally jealous of?
just trying to keep up. It's hard to remember that you primarily hang on Conor's nuts when you're swinging so hard from Jon's.

just seems like you're splitting hairs. Masking agents are used to mask use of PEDs, so the punishment is the same. You're buying the 'I have a cocaine problem, but can't afford real boner pills, so I take fake generic boner pills" version of Jon Jones.

Cool.

I see more of the "I'm a compete hypocrite who has been treated as special and above responsibility my whole life so I can take PEDs and rationalize it" version of Jon Jones.

In both versions, Bones is...a cunt? sorry if that's fighter bashing. I respect him as an athlete who has achieved the pinnacle of the sport, while constantly beset by legal issues stemming from his personal and professional irresponsibility, while still demonstrating a pattern of entitlement and living beyond the rules, relying on his ability to lie and charm simpletons while making boatloads of cash for his employer, to continue in that lifestyle.
 
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I just have one question... how can u still admire a guy thats a caught cheater. I mean i dont have to bash Jones... hes doing such a fine job of screwing himself and his life on his own that no bashing is needed.
His judgement is just mind boggling... when they asked him point blank
"Are you still drinking?" The ONLY correct answer there was NO

And he even fucked that up... Geez
 
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His judement is just mind boggling... when they asked him point blank
"Are you still drinking?" The ONLY correct answer there was NO

And he even fucked that up... Geez
He messed up almost every question both he and his lawyer posed to him.

Seems he was not coachable and just would never say the things you would expect to try and minimize his punishment.

Too low IQ or too stubborn/self centered to do what is best for him...and that goes for the trial today and his PED usage...and even in ring antics to some extent.

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He messed up almost every question both he and his lawyer posed to him.

Seems he was not coachable and just would never say the things you would expect to try and minimize his punishment.

Too low IQ or too stubborn/self centered to do what is best for him...and that goes for the trial today and his PED usage...and even in ring antics to some extent.

the amazing case of jon jones
Its like they literally prepared no defense or case whatsoever.

At minimum he should have a a list of major changes he has made
with specific references. He should have had the perfect responses already
prepped for simple questions like are you still drinking?

My God... Then lets throw the cherry of incompetence on top.
We have a USADA hearing coming up so lets tell them we give fuck all
about reading their required online tutorials and also lets be sure to
tell them we forged all that shit for years.

That will definitely help us get a lighter suspension
 

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Its like they literally prepared no defense or case whatsoever.

At minimum he should have a a list of major changes he has made
with specific references. He should have had the perfect responses already
prepped for simple questions like are you still drinking?

My God... Then lets throw the cherry of incompetence on top.
We have a USADA hearing coming up so lets tell them we give fuck all
about reading their required online tutorials and also lets be sure to
tell them we forged all that shit for years.

That will definitely help us get a lighter suspension
I honestly thought they were bringing OJ's defense team to paint a brilliant story to get off with 6 months

a report written in 4 hours and the guy is testifying and hasn't been in contact with Jons camp for months? REALLY?

should have cost hundreds of Gs/Millions maybe for this defense...seeems they spent 20 grand or so, and planned for nothing

Even worse they incriminated themselves and released info on the Preg Lady buyout...couldn't have scripted his responses worse

truth is stranger than fiction
 
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I honestly thought they were bringing OJ's defense team to paint a brilliant story to get off with 6 months

a report written in 4 hours and the guy is testifying and hasn't been in contact with Jons camp for months? REALLY?

should have cost hundreds of Gs/Millions maybe for this defense...seeems they spent 20 grand or so, and planned for nothing

Even worse they incriminated themselves and released info on the Preg Lady buyout...couldn't have scripted his responses worse

truth is stranger than fiction
I can't name one significant defense his lawyers presented. Not one
 

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I honestly thought they were bringing OJ's defense team to paint a brilliant story to get off with 6 months

a report written in 4 hours and the guy is testifying and hasn't been in contact with Jons camp for months? REALLY?

should have cost hundreds of Gs/Millions maybe for this defense...seeems they spent 20 grand or so, and planned for nothing

Even worse they incriminated themselves and released info on the Preg Lady buyout...couldn't have scripted his responses worse

truth is stranger than fiction
I didn't hear the pregnant lady buyout info. We all knew it happened, but details please?
 

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I didn't hear the pregnant lady buyout info. We all knew it happened, but details please?
he first said it they signed a deal to never mention the amount of the buyout to avoid trial....did let slip that it was "Huge though" that sounded so bad to all in the room

later when asked what he had done to change himself....he slipped in the fact that he "paid over 1 million to the lady for that incident" so he had faced the consequences of every thing he ever did....I honestly don't think he realizes people go to prison for that type of incident

He played victim card almost every chance he got...was really odd
 

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he first said it they signed a deal to never mention the amount of the buyout to avoid trial....did let slip that it was "Huge though" that sounded so bad to all in the room

later when asked what he had done to change himself....he slipped in the fact that he "paid over 1 million to the lady for that incident" so he had faced the consequences of every thing he ever did....I honestly don't think he realizes people go to prison for that type of incident

He played victim card almost every chance he got...was really odd
I'm surprised the figure was that low. I was thinking it would be more in the $5m range.
 

Papi Chingon

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he just said over 1 mill
Yes, which makes me think it is in the $1m range, not $2m. He's not very bright, so I personally think if he could have stated over $5m, he would have done it, simply to show to the arbitrators he has been punished severely. I don't agree with the strategy, and if it were a client t of mine, would have advised non-disclosure completely. It seems Jon thought that a dollar amount was necessary to maximize perceived punishment. Not very bright.