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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.

:laughing:
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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I can relate. The other day someone at work was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and I bumped into her and she got some jelly on her finger. It was so funny!
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
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When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.

:laughing:
You truly are a modern day Mark Twain.
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
25,475
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Just yesterday my mom was in my car and told me to drive the speed limit. When she wasn't paying attention I sped up gradually from 35mph to 40mph. Lol!
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.

:laughing:
Fucking genius joke........are you 120 years old or related to bill burr?
 
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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Southerners? I'm from Chicago, the land of the ice and snow with the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow.
Yea-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - ah!

Yea-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - ah!
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
Good on you. Really, disadvantaged people have tried a few times.
Rest assured I dont take pride in koing a malnourished crackhead, but when you try to rip my backpack off of my shoulder, then tell me you're going to kill me then start swiging, well, I can only let so much slide.

It was just outside of the train station. I know it was on video. Wish I had gotten a copy. The left hook I dropped him with would have made Roy Jones proud.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Rest assured I dont take pride in koing a malnourished crackhead, but when you try to rip my backpack off of my shoulder, then tell me you're going to kill me then start swiging, well, I can only let so much slide.

It was just outside of the train station. I know it was on video. Wish I had gotten a copy. The left hook I dropped him with would have made Roy Jones proud.