Fight Proposal: Brock Lesnar vs Mighty Mouse and Jussier Formiga

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Who wins and how?

  • Lesnar by D

  • Lesnar by sub

  • Lesnar by KO

  • Johnson and Formiga by D

  • Johnson and Formiga by sub

  • Johnson and Formiga by KO

  • other

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This is an interesting multiple opponent concept that I think would do very well at the box office, an ideal novelty headliner for a New Years eve event in Japan,.Just book the Tokyo Dome and this thing sells itself; would be a guaranteed sellout imvho. Many here will think that UFC could never get away with booking a match like this but I think the promotion is established enough now that they could do a freak show in Japan and get away with it. The matchup itself is fascinating, so many possibilities, how would the respective camps game plan for something like this?

Anyway, what do you fellas think of the idea, and how do you think it would go down?
 
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Anything can happen in a match like this, and if Brock swats one of them it would be curtains for the flyweights of course but I really believe the team could use speed and deception to attack the big man's legs from behind and get him down on the ground. and naturally the longer the fight went on, the more tired Brock would become. Those little guys could run him ragged in short order I think. Naturally, it's fraught with peril but I think Johnson and Formiga would win this one more often than Brock would.
 
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That would be like me fighting two 6th or 7th graders (or my wife and my son). They don’t have enough power to knock me out and no matter how skilled they are I’d be able to power out of any sub they came at me with and punish the fuck out of them for trying. I’m not a mutant like Brock but I’m about the same size and weight.

I’ve wrestled with multiple children roughy that size and tossed them around like nothing. Admittedly, these kids are no martial artists but weight classes are there for a reason.
 
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Onetrickpony said:
That would be like me fighting two 6th or 7th graders (or my wife and my son). They don’t have enough power to knock me out and no matter how skilled they are I’d be able to power out of any sub they came at me with and punish the fuck out of them for trying. I’m not a mutant like Brock but I’m about the same size and weight.

I’ve wrestled with multiple children roughy that size and tossed them around like nothing. Admittedly, these kids are no martial artists but weight classes are there for a reason.
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I struggled with which weight I should make the twosome but at the end of the day I guess I just thought the midgets would make for the best entertainment product. If Mighty Mouse managed to scoot between Lesnar's legs once that would be priceless. Just imagine it!
 
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I actually think it would be hard to avoid a Mexican standoff with Brock with his back to the fence and the two a respectful distance away. You see this scenario on the African savannah in the animal kingdom. The referee would have his hands full unless you could somehow remove the fence.
 
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I haven't read one sensible post from you ever , and you have the balls to call me and my twin troll..
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Ah so I see you know the benefit of working with a partner eh. I'm surprised you don't see any merit in my matchmaking idea here.

I think people are underestimating the power of team here. You just have to consider the strategic possibilities.
 
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I'd want to see Lesnar defend a simultaneous dual armbar attack from the midgets before I'd be convinced they couldn't do the job. Of course if Lesnar hit one of them in the head he might kill them but Japanese freak show fights always had that undercurrent of danger to go along with the comedy. It's part of the appeal.
 
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Megaterio Llamas said:
Ah so I see you know the benefit of working with a partner eh. I'm surprised you don't see any merit in my matchmaking idea here.

I think people are underestimating the power of team here. You just have to consider the strategic possibilities.
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Imagine if Brock gets hold of MM , I am pretty sure something bad is gonna happen.
Khabib vs one of his team mate vs Brock would be better .
 
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Atto said:
Imagine if Brock gets hold of MM , I am pretty sure something bad is gonna happen.
Khabib vs one of his team mate vs Brock would be better .
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Well, you know, like I said. If he wrecks one of the midgets they could do 135ers the next year, and so on up the scale. Honestly, I have no idea at what point the little guy team would prevail, but I think it would be fun to find out.

Your idea sounds promising too though ;)
 
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Besides, what else can UFC do with the flyweights. Nobody wants to watch them fight each other, at least a couple of them would be looking at a big payday this way. Especially if they got ppv points. I think the ppv numbers for this sort of attraction would be yuge.

Unless somebody has a better idea...
 
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I remember a film called dangerous minds. It starred that song by Coolio. In it, 2 little Mexicans fight a bigger Mexican who dresses like grease lightning. It was a pretty good fight but the bigger guy was whipping them until Frank lopez' whore bitch gf broke it up
 
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