If ____________ wins the election, I'll ____________

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tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
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If Hilary wins, our National Security will be tight as a mouse asshole, but the security of our privacy will be lose as a prostitute's on payday after the last customer.

If Trump wins, ...??????
 

stielar

Posting Machine
Dec 30, 2015
2,014
4,013
If Hillary wins the election, I'll celebrate. I might even cry. It's been a hard-fought election and my girl will have earned it.

If Trump wins the election, I'll start looking for jobs overseas. I won't live or pay taxes in a country run by a racist, xenophobic zealot whose lack of political experience will return this country to the Bush days. Obama has worked too hard bringing the country and the economy back from the brink, I won't be able to support this country if we elect another idiot.

Maybe I'll come back in 4-8 years. Maybe.
 

nuraknu

savage
Jul 20, 2016
6,247
10,770
If Hilary wins, our National Security will be tight as a mouse asshole, but the security of our privacy will be lose as a prostitute's on payday after the last customer.

If Trump wins, ...??????
I'm nervous because I live in NY and work in the city. I love my job, but I just never want to get on the subway again.
 

nuraknu

savage
Jul 20, 2016
6,247
10,770
Why is that?
I think a lot of people are nervous about Trump's international relations, plus he said he will go to war with ISIS in order to boost the economy (I heard him say this on the radio a while before the debates)...a lot of the counties that voted democrat are places where people would be scared of getting attacked (ny, dc, arlington). I haven't looked at the final map yet, but a lot of the places that voted for Trump are places that probably wouldn't.

Anyway, I don't know if that's a conscious factor in voting decisions, but I think it's a factor.
 

tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
9,398
12,402
When you all wake up you can argue with me to make me feel better, ok?
I agree. I'm worried about him pulling our forces out of Korea and Okinawa. Could instigate civil war in the Korean Peninsula with nukes and shiet...
 

Ted Williams' head

It's freezing in here!
Sep 23, 2015
11,283
19,102
Us Canadians were waiting for all these rich celebrities to move up here after they promised to if Trump won. It was supposed to be a big boost for our economy, but they were all fart and no shit