I've thrown my share of shade at Bones over the years but I've always put that behind me
on fight night and wished for the best man to win no matter who it is.
This will be the first time I'm actually rooting against Jones
I hope the mutherfucker slips on a banana peel, bangs his head on the metal
stairs, catches a clear concussion and is forced to stumble out to the first round
and get Dan Hookered and beat silly for a full 5 rounds by Gus.
Then I hope DC walks over and pats his wife on the ass and she falls madly in love with DC
EDIT - And his kids all scream "YES! 2 Christmases!"