My new Yard Guy is freaking weird, should I bust him up?

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thats my weird ass yard guy

should I bust this guy up or not?
looks like beach muscle to me
Man go for it! with the families and all watching that guy in your yard that's not right. Teach him a real lesson! Right there in the yard! And if he tries to slap you with any punches or anything try to push him up against that fence there in the back and knee him in the nuts. That should sort him out...
 

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btw this is my favourite thread!

Also big CroCop fan, too sorry for the cheap Cheick Kongo reference, but it would have been almost criminal NOT to see that :)
 

SensoriaUtopia

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I remember that...Cro Cop has a great sense of humor

young mauro is a cool dude

Yeah, and to think poor Mauro has such anxiety and mental issues, which Mirko probably did not know about it, if he did, they probably would not have done that joke. Mauro had to be scared to the highest degree, fuck I know I would be.
 

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Yeah, and to think poor Mauro has such anxiety and mental issues, which Mirko probably did not know about it, if he did, they probably would not have done that joke. Mauro had to be scared to the highest degree, fuck I know I would be.
Probably made a dookie
 

SensoriaUtopia

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Probably made a dookie

Yup, good chance when he changed his underwear later at night it was stained with dookie lol

Mirko was really showing a good poker face too, poor Mauro lol. Bas enjoyed it a bit too much ha ha , I hope they bought him drinks or got him a hooker or something after that
 

Jehannum

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Ok my new yard guy just got here.

This guy has some type of foreign gangster sounding accent and he was all twitchy when I told him what I needed done.

I go inside, and he promptly takes his shirt off and starts mowing the grass(we have families in this neighborhood and this guy is freaking shirtless in my front yard LOL)

Seriously thinking of busting this dude up or just firing him.

Should I?
Snapped a pic of this fool as I went to get mail.

/SPOILER]
oh Mirko you!! super super funny
 

Throwin’Knuckles

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Go out there with a glass of ice water as a peace offering, but then pour it out when he reaches for it.. Look him deep in the eye ball and say “do you want a piece of this!?”
As soon as he opens that stupid, retarded mouth slap him across his dumb face and demand he clothe himself. As he reaches for his garment, berate him and threaten to attack his social media. This yields great results with these “type” of people imo. Sometimes you really just have to show a guy who the alpha is.
 

Keung

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Just let it happen dud. He clearly don’t respond you. Fire him and say sorry later. No shirt no service my man.

Then don’t even hit him because how much worth it can that be for someone who didn’t do too much rather then say something and wear no shirt. Thank about it not worth the while instead to get a drink and enjoy the knew year
 

Rambo John J

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They look like they train UFC like the guy who invented it, Dana.
I heard about that guy, Total badass
Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night.
 

Robbie Hart

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Punch him in the balls, that’s your only chance

Fake like you’re gonna throw a jab and baboom, the opening will be there.......