General In 1965 a patent was filed for a device that would deliver a baby by centrifugal force

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Sex Chicken

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My Mom used to wrestle for the AWA in the 70s. I was born when the Fabulous Moolah was giving her an airplane spin.
 

SC MMA MD

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My last girlfriend had a bit of a black hole situation. If you weren’t careful you would get sucked right in. I was trapped for a week and she had to fly to Dubai to see a special vagina surgeon
Did you have to pay for two tickets, or did you play it off as being conjoined twins?
 

KWingJitsu

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Doing it all wrong imo.

The centrifugal machine should be made for the procreation process as that would make it more fun imo
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Overcoming the atmospheric pressure opposing the delivery of the child eh? They seem to think there is a powerful vacuum in there; perhaps they are not personally familiar with female genitalia.
To give this a little context. America still had laws that said blacks weren't equals while this was being developed.
 

Jesus X

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Lol were they really gonna deliver a baby at 7gs somewhere around mach 2 that is over 1500 mph

 

Jesus X

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Wont this put me out of work?!?

No way. You see, you will still need my extensive doctor training in gravity assisted birthing to determine if the woman should be spun at 6Gs or 7Gs.




"The operator then applies the hand brake" like some carney at a ride lmao
 

ShatsBassoon

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I wonder how many, pregnant women, were kicked down the stairs, before some dick head got this bright idea?
 
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Shinkicker

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Overcoming the atmospheric pressure opposing the delivery of the child eh? They seem to think there is a powerful vacuum in there; perhaps they are not personally familiar with female genitalia.
Ya, I would have went with the car cervical jack.