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What's your usual preferred wash order while showering?

  • Taint, armpits, face

  • Face, armpits, taint

  • Armpits, taint, face

  • Face, taint, armpits

  • Taint, face, armpits

  • Armpits, face, taint

  • I am a child who still takes baths

  • I'm a filthy animal who doesn't wash

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Filthy

Filthy

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i don't specifically wash my face, but it's the first thing I clean.

Then shampoo, put conditioner in, shave, rinse conditioner out.
Then soap, starting at neck/chest and working down to between the toes.
 
kneeblock

kneeblock

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Apr 18, 2015
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Filthy said:
i don't specifically wash my face, but it's the first thing I clean.

Then shampoo, put conditioner in, shave, rinse conditioner out.
Then soap, starting at neck/chest and working down to between the toes.
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I didn't want to make our bald forum members to feel less than by including hair washing. Way to go you monster.
 
Rambo John J

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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armpits, Penis, B hole, then rinse

then hair -face -shoulders -arms -core -waist -hit the above 3 again -legs -feet then rinse
 
Filthy

Filthy

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Jun 28, 2016
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Kneeblock said:
I didn't want to make our bald forum members to feel less than by including hair washing. Way to go you monster.
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hair stylists always comment on my hair. To have a full head of blonde hair in to your 40s is apparently fairly uncommon.
And I have smooth, soft, perfectly wavy hair.

If long hair wasn't such a pain in my ass, I'd grow it out agani..
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

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First thing I wash is my hair. Then I use Irish Spring body wash for my armpits and taint, then switch to oil of Olay to wash my face. If you use the same soap to wash your ass and your face you are a fucking savage.
 
Filthy

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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HEATH VON DOOM said:
First thing I wash is my hair. Then I use Irish Spring body wash for my armpits and taint, then switch to oil of Olay to wash my face. If you use the same soap to wash your ass and your face you are a fucking savage.
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give Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse a break.
Half the time I can't tell if he's talking or farting.
 
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I have incredible genetics. You know how east Asians don't need to use deodorant? Well I don't need soap. It literally makes no difference whether I use it or not 95% of the time.

I use it a little but I mostly just use the shampoo that flows down from my hair/head. And I never scrub.
 
kneeblock

kneeblock

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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
I have incredible genetics. You know how east Asians don't need to use deodorant? Well I don't need soap. It literally makes no difference whether I use it or not 95% of the time.

I use it a little but I mostly just use the shampoo that flows down from my hair/head. And I never scrub.
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Least surprising post of the thread. Florida humidity is it's own special musk.
 
mysticmac

mysticmac

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
First thing I wash is my hair. Then I use Irish Spring body wash for my armpits and taint, then switch to oil of Olay to wash my face. If you use the same soap to wash your ass and your face you are a fucking savage.
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Have I ever claimed not to be a savage?
 
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