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anon_7832587268

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Dick shrivel up so bad you piss on your balls. Not sure what's going on, but this morning that little fucker was almost inverted and I pissed on my balls
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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sounds like a dire situation

mine is a hanger(a shower) so it doesn't wet the balls
 

Never_Rolled

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It can happen if you are too lazy to grab and aim it. You just start peeing and all of a sudden your balls get warm and wet than your underware needs to be changed as it gets peed on as well. I guess it’s like a self golden shower without the romance or having to pay the guy to leave.
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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Dick shrivel up so bad you piss on your balls. Not sure what's going on, but this morning that little fucker was almost inverted and I pissed on my balls
Not yet but my ball sack is fucking huge... I almost sat on it a few times in the passed year....getting old sucks
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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lol some huge ball sacks round here...I might have tiny sack
ratio will vary...keep the units healthy bros
 

anon_7832587268

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Sep 2, 2015
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Update I noticed it again this morning with a new twist. It seems that when my cock shrivels my balls get rock hard and stand erect. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my balls have a hard on and they feel like a baseball or something
 

Pitbull9

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Jan 28, 2015
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Update I noticed it again this morning with a new twist. It seems that when my cock shrivels my balls get rock hard and stand erect. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my balls have a hard on and they feel like a baseball or something
Sounds like some back up
 

SongExotic2

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Update I noticed it again this morning with a new twist. It seems that when my cock shrivels my balls get rock hard and stand erect. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my balls have a hard on and they feel like a baseball or something
Sounds like you have been getting collagen injection in your bean bag
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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I’ve always had this problem, but it didn’t become an issue until in my late 30s I entered the dating world. Then my eventual fiancé began complaining about my “pissy smelly balls”. My solution was digging a small “piss divot” in my backyard. Now whenever I have to make a wee, I go to the backyard, lay down face first on my lawn, insert my penis into the divot and pee in there. It’s not a perfect solution but it works.
 

Hwoarang

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Oct 22, 2015
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When you whip your dick out to take a piss, only whip your dick out. Keep your balls safely tucked away.
 

Never_Rolled

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I’ve always had this problem, but it didn’t become an issue until in my late 30s I entered the dating world. Then my eventual fiancé began complaining about my “pissy smelly balls”. My solution was digging a small “piss divot” in my backyard. Now whenever I have to make a wee, I go to the backyard, lay down face first on my lawn, insert my penis into the divot and pee in there. It’s not a perfect solution but it works.
Did that solution make him happy?
 

Splinty

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Update I noticed it again this morning with a new twist. It seems that when my cock shrivels my balls get rock hard and stand erect. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my balls have a hard on and they feel like a baseball or something

The cremaster muscle in the scrotum helps to pull the testicles against the body in cold environments. This causes the firm and rigid scrotum response. This is done to keep your sperm at an optimal operating environment.

The penis is made up of spongy compartments that must fill with blood to become erect. In cold these compartments are minimally filled as vessels contract to preserve bodily warmth.

Your response is normal, though it sounds like maybe a little more exaggerated the most.

You must be doing a lot of cremaster curls in the squat rack.