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One of those handheld ones, with the nice massage stream. It has multiple uses.
Or so I’ve been told.
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"The best practice for wiping is The Snowplow. You ever watch a snowplow work? They push the snow to one side, and then wipe it clear the other way. It’s the same principle. The wiping process starts with one major down-wipe, from back-to-balls, bringing everything down to the bottom of the driveway. Then, on wipe #2, you swipe back up, taking your base pile and everything else along the way with it. This strategy usually only requires 2-3 total wipes."
You’ve Been Wiping Your Ass Wrong Your Entire Life -- Here's The Correct Way
the right way to wipe your ass is with a bidet.
"The best practice for wiping is The Snowplow. You ever watch a snowplow work? They push the snow to one side, and then wipe it clear the other way. It’s the same principle. The wiping process starts with one major down-wipe, from back-to-balls, bringing everything down to the bottom of the driveway. Then, on wipe #2, you swipe back up, taking your base pile and everything else along the way with it. This strategy usually only requires 2-3 total wipes."
You’ve Been Wiping Your Ass Wrong Your Entire Life -- Here's The Correct Way
why the fuck am i wasting my time explaining this to someone who uses the carpet or their tongue to clean their asshole.
Wet the toilet paper, it works better soaking wet
Have you not chosen a mate yet?
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No, I haven’t. There’s been some that have chosen me, but I said nah.
I'm high on the tarded dept here. I'm a standing wiper as shameful as that is to admit. I have baby wipes and the shower thing
@gangsterkathryn mentioned. Sometimes my GF lets a finger slip so I am anal about being spotless so I also use one of these. You could eat off my ass after I douche.
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@gangsterkathryn mentioned. Sometimes my GF lets a finger slip so I am anal about being spotless so I also use one of these. You could eat off my ass after I douche.
Nah. He’s moved onto song. I don’t know wtf his name is right now.
Not what I was expecting you to say.I'm high on the tarded dept here. I'm a standing wiper as shameful as that is to admit. I have baby wipes and the shower thing
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Is that your turkey baster?I'm high on the tarded dept here. I'm a standing wiper as shameful as that is to admit. I have baby wipes and the shower thing
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Ergoflo Extra
It's the Ergoflo Extra. No turkeys were harmed in the exquisite cleaning of my glorious ass.
First off, you need a squatty potty. If you angle yourself correctly, you dont make as much of a mess.
