UFC fighter gets diddled by willy-checking imposter

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KWingJitsu

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Excellent thread title tho.......


And HTF do they not ask for credentials before whipping out the cock? Fighters are not the brightest sometimes....
 

Dick Niaz

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How does this guy succeed while my mobile mammogram van is getting ZERO business? WTF!
 

Dim

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Excellent thread title tho.......


And HTF do they not ask for credentials before whipping out the cock? Fighters are not the brightest sometimes....
USADA do

The first thing USADA do is present their identification which is either a photo id, or a letter of introduction

The second thing USADA do is ask for identification from the athlete to make sure its who they are testing (so someone couldnt for instance get someone else to provide a urine sample on their behalf)



I dont fully believe this story.. I think the person knocked, came in, started getting set up, and at some point they realised and stopped and the rest he made up.

Nobody could possibly confuse a random health worker collecting a sample with USADA, the process is completely and utterly different.
 

Rambo John J

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USADA do

The first thing USADA do is present their identification which is either a photo id, or a letter of introduction

The second thing USADA do is ask for identification from the athlete to make sure its who they are testing (so someone couldnt for instance get someone else to provide a urine sample on their behalf)



I dont fully believe this story.. I think the person knocked, came in, started getting set up, and at some point they realised and stopped and the rest he made up.

Nobody could possibly confuse a random health worker collecting a sample with USADA, the process is completely and utterly different.
agreed, doesn't add up
 

Keung

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Jun 28, 2017
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Yeah sure when I blew the whistle years ago no one believed me


Now look


I had a different screen name sure.... But now you need to listen



This will continue to happen unless we band together.



Volkman for president y'all Im outty
 

Limpy

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Oct 20, 2015
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Yeah sure when I blew the whistle years ago no one believed me


Now look


I had a different screen name sure.... But now you need to listen



This will continue to happen unless we band together.



Volkman for president y'all Im outty
 

kneeblock

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USADA do

The first thing USADA do is present their identification which is either a photo id, or a letter of introduction

The second thing USADA do is ask for identification from the athlete to make sure its who they are testing (so someone couldnt for instance get someone else to provide a urine sample on their behalf)



I dont fully believe this story.. I think the person knocked, came in, started getting set up, and at some point they realised and stopped and the rest he made up.

Nobody could possibly confuse a random health worker collecting a sample with USADA, the process is completely and utterly different.
Let's not blow anyone's cover for his girlfriend.
 

SC MMA MD

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USADA do

The first thing USADA do is present their identification which is either a photo id, or a letter of introduction

The second thing USADA do is ask for identification from the athlete to make sure its who they are testing (so someone couldnt for instance get someone else to provide a urine sample on their behalf)



I dont fully believe this story.. I think the person knocked, came in, started getting set up, and at some point they realised and stopped and the rest he made up.

Nobody could possibly confuse a random health worker collecting a sample with USADA, the process is completely and utterly different.
This; and the odds that a life insurance screener or other home lab draw service just happened to go to the wrong house that happened to contain a UFC fighter seems astronomically low.