General Anyone eat at sketchy Chinese joints?

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Wild

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I do from time to time. It’s sort of like an adrenaline rush to me. See whether I will get devastatingly sick or not. I’m at one called “Chinese buffet” right now.

Anyone do the same?
 

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I do from time to time. It’s sort of like an adrenaline rush to me. See whether I will get devastatingly sick or not. I’m at one called “Chinese buffet” right now.

Anyone do the same?
Yep and the only time I have ever gotten sick from eating was at a expensive casino restaurant.
 

Robbie Hart

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99% of Chinese places are criminal
I have only one I eat at and it’s 2 minutes down the road
It’s the best, never had a bad meal in the last 5 years
But there’s a apparently turf war going on between my Chinese and the one at the bottom of the hill
I love hearing the shit talking over a Chinese takeaway- it makes a brother laugh
 

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I'm gonna walk past one on the way to the pub .I only ate there once and I was a little bitch and only got some rice. The reviews for this place are great but it's like something the Dharma initiative opened in the 70s
 

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Fuck I may even get some food. I'm hungry than a motherfucker
 

Jesus X

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technically I live in the ghetto so every restaurant I go to is sketchy a place I have been eating at a restaurant for a decade that has a C grade right lol. how is it still open.
 
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SongExotic2

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technically I live in the ghetto so every restaurant I go to is sketchy a place I have been eating at for a decade has a C grade right lol how is it every still open.
What's wrong with a C?
 

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I do from time to time. It’s sort of like an adrenaline rush to me. See whether I will get devastatingly sick or not. I’m at one called “Chinese buffet” right now.

Anyone do the same?
There is a place in downtown Louisville that I have been to called Chung King Palace. It’s next door to an abortion clinic. It’s awful. The first review says the food tastes like cat food. I’ve been there 3 or 4 times.
 

Filthy

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used to hang out with a guy who did health inspections for the city of Tempe.

he said Chinese restaurants are a level above when it comes to sub-standard conditions.
he'd take a mop and bang it upside-down on the floor, and the roaches would fall like rain.

Also said that Taco Bell is unique in their ability to cover the disgusting things that people do to food, the 'seasoning' in the meat makes all kinds of unimaginable sins completely undetectable. He worked at Taco Bell before he got the job with the city.
 

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and to answer Wild @Wild - if it looks sketchy and the menu is in English, Hard Pass.

if there's no English on the menu, I'm open to exploring.
 

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I used to work in one...so I don't really eat that food much...both because I ate so much of it and also because I have seen behind the scenes as you can imagine

I was a delivery driver and taking phone orders and entering into the computer.

Saw it all in there
-Knife and Cleaver fights kitchen and out back(chefs)
-martial arts fights and beatdowns in same areas(chefs)

Place had comedy every week, I think I worked a Joey Diaz night back in the day. He roasts this restaurant whenever this area comes up.
Also had male strippers once a month so it was loaded with horny ladies you caught that shift, would get my junk tugged and shit every time I had to go thru the bar to deliver a order(even had some extracurricular activities in parking lot)

Fucking Chinese restaurants are sketchy as shit...employees and patrons are all sketch

I got a lot of other stuff about that place but not sure of statute of limitations

so nope prefer middle eastern, mexican, or just huge portion of meat/fish with a salad.
 

Wild

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Have a belly full of chow mein and sweet & sour chicken, and still ticking right along tonight. No problems whatsoever.