Cinema Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well.

Shang TsOng2 said:

I would dropkick you dead with one punch

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Shang TsOng2 said:

I once fought a giant. Biggest kid in school. Motherfucker was 250 and 6 foot aged 11. He was like Brock Lesnar. I decided he needed knocking down a peg or two so I I'm formed the masses I was gonna have to go kick his ass. He knew what was up and was waiting for me in the middle of the yard during lunch. I decided a quick strike was my best option so I ran straight up, no pushing or shoving or words exchanged, jumped, and at the last minute decided a punch was a bad idea.


So I slapped the cunt. Right accross the face.

And ran off.



It was awesome.

He never did catch me and when we were in class (he was in my tutor group) he had no beef.

Dang that motherfucker could have killed me and the teachers wouldn't have been able to stop it.

Simon jack jas his name. Known as si-jack

And looked like that cunt from tekken

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Shang TsOng2 said:

Oh this is one of my good claims to fame. Nobody has seen si-jack since we left school. A year later (so probably 13) he choked a good friend of mine with the strap from his rucksack just horsing around, not realizing he was killing him. The marks on his neck we're so bad that my buddies dad came to the school to try and comfront him the next day. It was all fun and games

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