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Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
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My cousin went to a hooker when he was 18 and he couldnt get it up, to make it worse she said "cant even get it up and they want to come fuck". His face turned red and he had to leave out of embarrassment.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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My cousin went to a hooker when he was 18 and he couldnt get it up, to make it worse she said "cant even get it up and they want to come fuck". His face turned red and he had to leave out of embarrassment.
haven't had limp dick yet
what age does that shit kick in at?

describe the hooker please kind sir
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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I once made a Chinese lady give up after she jerked me off. I didn't get limp dick she was just gross
 

Never_Rolled

First 10,000
Dec 17, 2018
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I've dated a lot of chicks. When that happens it's always a sign to move on. I'm not talking whiskey dick. Just in the normal course of fucking. My dick knows when it's time for a change. He's always right.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
I've dated a lot of chicks. When that happens it's always a sign to move on. I'm not talking whiskey dick. Just in the normal course of fucking. My dick knows when it's time for a change. He's always right.
 

tang

top korean roofer
Oct 21, 2015
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I heard limp dick happens when you jerk off to too much to porn, psycholotically fucks with your head cuz reality is usually uglier than porn