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yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Hey lovely people. I know how much you like my threads, so here's a new one. What is your highest grade, or a conventional martial art. And do you feel you deserve this? Also have you ever been attacked in the street, and if so, how did you react?

For me, i'm a yellow belt, at least i was when i last graded, in Aikido. Which is a precious martial art, hell they all are.

The last time I got jumped was in the street, a few years ago. I chased the mugger, and got my Chinese yin yang balls back.

I actually chased him down the street, dropped him with a guillotine, and then let him pick himself up, and run away with my wallet. I was able to cancel the cards, and the bank refunded the money he took using contactless. I don't regret dropping him, because he shouldn't have mugged me.

But you know, that 'fight' well, I am pleased the i was able to fight back...

People who say you need years of multi discipline training, to prepare for a street fight, are simply wrong. Awareness, strength and discipline.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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video of you wrecking that guys jacket or gtfo
i haven't got a video. Apparently there was no cctv on in the city centre that day. And even if there was, i doubt the police would have given me a copy. Please take my word for it. i have never said a lie, not sincerely, not on here, not anywhere, as long as i lived. I wasn't recording it, i got jumped. the guy nicked, my stuff, and i gave chase. Please trust me, this DID happen!
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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Oh you want the video of me beating up W*'s Jacket, yeah i've got that some where, hold on let me dig it out...
yes that! that's you kicking street ass. It's topical given the thread
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
3,226
1,773
yes that! that's you kicking street ass. It's topical given the thread
Sorry Splinty, I couldn't find it. I have been asked by my family not to engage with that kind of behaviour any way. I could however find this video, which is of a much bigger fight i was in, prior to that. See what you think????
 

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
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Jan 15, 2015
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Sorry Splinty, I couldn't find it. I have been asked by my family not to engage with that kind of behaviour any way. I could however find this video, which is of a much bigger fight i was in, prior to that. See what you think????
Last time you posted a fight video the MoDs locked your thread and pinked you. Don't post anything for these cocksuckers. They are the scum of the earth.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Funniest fight I’ve been in was back in Stockholm. I was at a club with a few friends and around closing time only me and one other guy remained as we left I noticed I forgot to pick up my jacket so I had to go back in. My one friend remained outside who’s a nice guy and never got into shit. As I come back out I see some dude pushing him around and talking shit. I walked up and gave him a kiss on the lips, obviously that wasn’t appreciated so he took a swing which I anticipated then I rutten style slapped him and dropped him. His buddy came at me and I hip tossed him. Told them both to stay down and got out of dodge. Was about 20 people watching laughing their asses off.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
3,226
1,773
Funniest fight I’ve been in was back in Stockholm. I was at a club with a few friends and around closing time only me and one other guy remained as we left I noticed I forgot to pick up my jacket so I had to go back in. My one friend remained outside who’s a nice guy and never got into shit. As I come back out I see some dude pushing him around and talking shit. I walked up and gave him a kiss on the lips, obviously that wasn’t appreciated so he took a swing which I anticipated then I rutten style slapped him and dropped him. His buddy came at me and I hip tossed him. Told them both to stay down and got out of dodge. Was about 20 people watching laughing their asses off.
Lol
 

Limpy

Banned
Oct 20, 2015
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I could choke you out in seconds. I read a tiny bit of your op and it’s time we brawl.

I am a master of the triangle choke. I toss plywood around daily so my squeeze is punishing.

I don’t know how to properly apply it but I’m confident in my ability. Meet me half way. Nova Scotia, Truro, to be exact. I’ll meet you on any street corner and we will have it out.

Let’s beef!
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
3,226
1,773
I could choke you out in seconds. I read a tiny bit of your op and it’s time we brawl.

I am a master of the triangle choke. I toss plywood around daily so my squeeze is punishing.

I don’t know how to properly apply it but I’m confident in my ability. Meet me half way. Nova Scotia, Truro, to be exact. I’ll meet you on any street corner and we will have it out.

Let’s beef!
I'm in Derby UK. Are you near?
 

Bozy

OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?
Feb 22, 2015
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3 years of Boxing
1 year of American Kickboxing
White Belt in BJJ
35 years of watching Rastl'n Brother. So watch your mouth