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Robbie Hart

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This is a serious incident and y’all are making fun of it

Shame on everyone
 

Sheepdog

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Thought this would be Australia
If it was Australia, the guy would know not to freak out so much over some bitch ass North American snake biting him. People in general are more used to the dangers that different snakes pose and what to do, even though the real deadly ones are more deadly than anywhere else in the world.

It's these fuckers that put you in a real race against the clock and you get them even in cities.

 
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If it was Australia, the guy would know not to freak out so much over some bitch ass North American snake biting him. People in general are more used to the dangers that different snakes pose and what to do, even though the real deadly ones are more deadly than anywhere else in the world.

It's these fuckers that put you in a real race against the clock and you get them even in cities.

Brown snake?
 

Sheepdog

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Brown snake?
Yep. It's the 2nd deadliest snake in the world but way more of a threat than the first (Taipan) because the Taipan is only in remote areas or in Queensland where the killing of the local bogan population can only be considered a form of mercy.

As an aside, Brown snake is a shit lazy name for the 2nd deadliest snake. Taipan sounds cool, and the other main ones that kill people here are called the Tiger Snake and the Death Adder. Lift your game, taxonomist cunts.
 
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Yep. It's the 2nd deadliest snake in the world but way more of a threat than the first (Taipan) because the Taipan is only in remote areas or in Queensland where the killing of the local bogan population can only be considered a form of mercy.

As an aside, Brown snake is a shit lazy name for the 2nd deadliest snake. Taipan sounds cool, and the other main ones that kill people here are called the Tiger Snake and the Death Adder. Lift your game, taxonomist cunts.
When I worked In broken hill that's the top 3 snakes there....Taipan/brown and death adder
 

Sheepdog

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When I worked In broken hill that's the top 3 snakes there....Taipan/brown and death adder
I was camping when I was a teenager and there were 6 of us (ignorant city kids) when we were on some hike in the middle of a bush trail when there was a Tiger Snake sitting in the middle of a very narrow part of it that you couldn't get around.

A big argument broke out whether to kill it with 4 separate sides emerging (1. I'll kill it because I want to get back to the camp site, 2. You kill it because I'm shit scared, 3. Don't kill it because I'm shit scared, 4. Don't kill it because I'm a nature lover.

Punches were nearly thrown and amidst all the hoopla the snake just fucked off somewhere. But the social divisions were irreparable.

While a very common occurrence among female teenage social groups, it might be the first time a big black snake was responsible for breaking up a group of ostensibly (very ostensibly) heterosexual males.