I woke up the wife last night in bed.I saw this last night and laughed for half an hour.
I woke up the wife last night in bed.
Showed her the vid.
She laughed too and went back to sleep.
If it was Australia, the guy would know not to freak out so much over some bitch ass North American snake biting him. People in general are more used to the dangers that different snakes pose and what to do, even though the real deadly ones are more deadly than anywhere else in the world.Thought this would be Australia
Brown snake?If it was Australia, the guy would know not to freak out so much over some bitch ass North American snake biting him. People in general are more used to the dangers that different snakes pose and what to do, even though the real deadly ones are more deadly than anywhere else in the world.
It's these fuckers that put you in a real race against the clock and you get them even in cities.
Yep. It's the 2nd deadliest snake in the world but way more of a threat than the first (Taipan) because the Taipan is only in remote areas or in Queensland where the killing of the local bogan population can only be considered a form of mercy.Brown snake?
No, but if I said the brown snake was waiting on its welfare check to arrive, now THAT would be racist.
You couldn’t even get a snake to bite you.King snake rules all
Eats snakes for a living
It would be a task but I’m up to itNot without dinner and drinks first.
When I worked In broken hill that's the top 3 snakes there....Taipan/brown and death adderYep. It's the 2nd deadliest snake in the world but way more of a threat than the first (Taipan) because the Taipan is only in remote areas or in Queensland where the killing of the local bogan population can only be considered a form of mercy.
As an aside, Brown snake is a shit lazy name for the 2nd deadliest snake. Taipan sounds cool, and the other main ones that kill people here are called the Tiger Snake and the Death Adder. Lift your game, taxonomist cunts.
I was camping when I was a teenager and there were 6 of us (ignorant city kids) when we were on some hike in the middle of a bush trail when there was a Tiger Snake sitting in the middle of a very narrow part of it that you couldn't get around.When I worked In broken hill that's the top 3 snakes there....Taipan/brown and death adder